Are you shitting inside of me?

When something is so unbelievable that the phrase "are you shitting me?" is not enough. It demonstrates that the action taking place, or the event being described is so monstrously horrific that it literally feels like someone is taking a massive shit inside of your chest. Basically, the worst feeling ever is happening, and at this point you're questioning why the fuck.

Douche: LOL I TOTALLY RAPED THIS CHILD WITH A PITCHFORK OF AIDS
Person: ...are you shitting inside of me?
Douche: ...No? But I could be.

by JustSomeFaggot September 10, 2010

Shitting My Dick

When one pushes a shit out so hard that a male's genitals shoot up into the intestine, and come screaming out of the colon like a bat out of hell, often resulting in debris, ie. colon splashes. The sensation of "shitting of one's dick" may intoxicate the shittee into sureal hallucinations of peewee's playhouse. Shitting of Dick is a result of someone going to banana sandwich trying to forcefully discharge a fart, in rare cases producing mass amounts of chocolate rain and doo doo butter. Ancient tales tell of a superior being, Lordi, who is said to collect the remnance of a dick shit.

"Glucose, chill out with the protein shakes, or you'll end up shitting your dick like last monday!"

"Hey bro, can you give me a hand, I think I'm shitting my dick!"

by Dirty Uncle Red December 20, 2008

You're shitting me

A statement made by a person who is literally passing through the digestive system of another person. The phrase can be used at any time in this process, but would not be audible until the speaker's mouth has exited the anus.

You're shitting me! Hurry up, it's smelly in here!

by Aprileen Alexander December 27, 2006

Shit-ton

noun -- a unit of volume describing the amount of space one metric ton of shit occupies.

"I just ate a shit-ton of chips!"

by Chaz and Andrei July 8, 2006

shitting a brick

Pooping in large quantities.

I was shitting a brick and clogged the toilet.

by cronuscronus September 14, 2006

shitmonger

ShitMonger is a independent record label and production company out of Minneapolis, MN. It has been in operation since 1996. It has put out releases official, DIY CD-rs, and internet releases for off kilter hip-hop, rock, blues, bluegrass and metal bands in Minnesota and California.

G-Biz
P?M: Bluegrass Madness
First Communion Afterparty
Mattastic
Karellen
Ape Lust
Cock Plyers
8=D
Sexicution

ShitMonger puts out some crazy tunes.

by Murderapolis September 26, 2007

Shitting diamonds

A phenomenon which occurs after bareback anal intercourse where after ejaculation into the anal canal, droplets of semen fall from the anal sphincter in globule form.

"After three straight hours of doggie style, she was shitting diamonds all over my 800-thread count sheets."

by Auntie Bifuggenotix December 20, 2009