Sheard

When a man/woman inserts his/her index and middle fingers into his/her ass and pulls out a smear of shit and then proceeds to draw a beard with the shit on a fellow person's chin and or cheeks.

That biznatch gave me a sheard.

by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

sheabutter33

A youtuber who make vlogs, shorts, and other funny videos on youtube. Her old channel is twilightfanatic33.

Sheabutter33 just posted a funny video about the life of an 8 year old! Check it out!

by sleepy33 July 8, 2010

shearing my llama

Shaving your cooter.

I've waited too long, now I need some help shearing my llama.

by Lizardo Moonboner April 16, 2014

cock sheath

Any female. That's all they are in reality, something to put your cock in.

Hey look, there is a cock sheath with great tits!

by ollienz November 24, 2006

cow shears

Esoteric rural impedimenta

"I think we need some cow shears"
"Oh, ok, I'll check with Catrin"

by Xtreme Pedant May 2, 2005

meat sheath

for covering your man meat

billy "hello there tommy how long have you had that attractive meat sheath?"
tommy "oh we have been dating for 3 weeks"

also known as a woman

by syst3mzero November 15, 2005

sheara singer

the worst possible person one can encounter, lowest uncommon denominator, retarded bitch that doesn't deserve to live.

at least you are not Sheara Singer; that would be the ultimate lose lose situation.

by t-box April 30, 2003