cost savings

Money saved through acting like a cheapskate. Typically, the phrase "cost savings" is used to justify the action.

Leah: "Let's order a pizza in and get a bottle of wine"
Matthew: "Let's make a delissio pizza and get tetra-packed wine. Cost savings."
Leah: "Loving the cost savings"

by mbryan December 1, 2009

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salt shaking tap dancer

To spread lies, gossip, bullshit on so thick your gonna need a canoe with a 10 hp motor to get threw it

:Bill: I never had sex with that woman.

:Charlie: Yeah? Well I've never done drugs either,

:Alex: your both salt shaking tap dancers, ya jackwagons

by animalsr4eating July 11, 2011

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World-Saving

(Adj.) So amazingly awesome it has the potential to save the world from an alien invasion.

"Damn, Rob's scrambled eggs are so good they're World-Saving!"

by MovinLikeBernie88 January 7, 2012

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goat shaking

Masturbating.

Larry caught John goat shaking in the motor home.

by sivart33 January 4, 2014

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scoo savings

Another name for semen

"Awe shit! I got scoo savings all over the tub"

by Leethedog March 30, 2017

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daylight savings depression

The sudden influx of sadness that occurs after daylight savings time in the fall, when people struggle to become re-acquainted with the soul-crushing darkness outside that now occurs at 5pm.

I have such a serious case of daylight savings depression that all I want to do when I get off work is order takeout and watch "Murder, She Wrote" marathons.

by xDrewB April 20, 2018

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Refers to a K1-saving action that you take during colder weather, and consists of rapidly opening the front door of a home/business only as far as you need to in order to quickly slither through, and hastily slapping the door shut again to minimize heat-escape.

Small barber-shop owner: Most of my customers don't seem to realize that it really costs me a pretty penny to heat my place of business... they leisurely take their sweet old time to amble in and out, and just let the door gradually close on its own. A few thoughtful/aware folks, though, do diligently employ the "BTU-saving entry/exit" procedure when passing through my door, and I really appreciate that.

by QuacksO December 7, 2018

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