Season

Noun : One who is so badass, that they amaze all who look on to them. Verb: To destroy someone so intensely that they are reduced to a quivering pile of their own urine. related to cooking terms. To season a dish before you put a fork in it because their done.

Angelina Jolie was so season in Wanted. Not so much in Changleling.
Please don't season me. I had so much to live for.

by Edoublev July 7, 2010

Transfer Season

The time period in which to escape the friend zone (transfer out). The deadline is normally within one month after meeting someone. Transfer season reoccurs after every break up, when a new window of opportunity arises.

Jennifer met Andrew on the first of September during freshers week. It got to October the 3rd. Andrew was yet to make a move. Therefore he had missed the transfer season (he was stuck in the friend zone for the indefinite future). Jennifer started dating Harvey not long after, soon it was serious. A year later the relationship ended. Signifying the start of the next transfer season for Andrew.

by Mr K Flirt. March 9, 2015

Holiday Season

A period of time in which millions of people fight in stores for small plastic toys to give to their children. If one of these plastic toys is not recieved by the child, he will turn into a demon and proceed to destroy sections of the home.

Dad- Son, I got you an expensive toy for this years Holiday Season
Son- This is a shitty present. Get me something better or ill rip the couch.

by UrbanWordz December 3, 2010

a seasonal effect

the best band ever

person 1: dude did you hear that band yesterday?
person 2: yeah, they sucked, they were totally not a seasonal effect

by anonymous162367 June 17, 2009

emo hunting season

A time (all year event) where all people hunt emos...there is no need to bring a gun, just make fun of them till they kill themselves.

you stupid emo, i hate you. your unloved, just die....*bang* (emo hunting season)

by HIGH SCHOOL EMO June 3, 2007

in season slut

girls that sleep with whoever is "in season", for example - girls who date around or sleep with whoever is on a sports team that is in season. just for attention.

Is that hoe sleeping with another sports team? What an in season slut.

by pinkcherriepie May 29, 2007

Samson

The act of curb stomping a gentleman who just wont shut up.

Phyllis, if you dont shut your mouth, ill samson you

by Call me SAMSON October 24, 2011