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Scott Job

There are 3 types of Scott Jobs

1:Impossible
2:Free
3:The impossible for free
Employee 1: what are we doing today?
Employee 2: we have a Scott Job this morning
Employee 1: sweet I didn't want to go home anyway today!
by Mr. Peterson January 15, 2007
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scuttle

The act of pacing back and forth redundantly, repeating an action incessantly while flailing ones hands and arms, feet and legs with an exaggerated flamboyance. The act of scuttling occurs particularly when one is over-stimulated, sleep deprived and hyper and cannot sit still or focus on one activity for any extended period of time. When one scuttles, one is often fixated on accomplishing a meaningless task devoid of purpose but is distracted from the task at hand, so one scuttles back and forth furiously until one remembers the task at hand. Often occurs when one is scattered. Scuttling is common in confused, homosexual men who rely on their mothers guidance excessively and cannot function without their mothers helping hand. When the males mother is absent, the male becomes misguided and confused and resorts to scuttling to relieve his separation anxiety.
Every 32 days Scrolly's amphetamine prescription is renewed, so he stays up for days on end and scuttles back and forth between playing solitaire on the computer and reading his book on the lounge until his mother Katrina returns home to soothe him into slumber.
by cyanidexoxox October 21, 2013
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yea eh scott

a phrase commonly used as a response to ANYHING anyone says. Useful for avoiding awkward situations. (keep in mind, that after saying 'yea eh scott', running away is a good idea, but optional)
"bang me?" ".. yeah eh scott?" *runs away*

Yea eh scott?
by alannaGORE December 13, 2006
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Scattergories

I played scattergories with this girl last night. It was so hot.
by accordingtotosh July 5, 2010
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Scott the Woz

a comedic informative gaming youtube channel that has some of the most cursed videos out there. incredibly underrated, having a weird ass conversation about whatever with him seems like a good time.
“hey, you know that madden 08 dude?”
hell yeah man, scott the woz?”
by hehehheheheheheheheheheheheheh September 11, 2018
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Scatter!

The act of which a group of people (usually men) run in different directions (scatter) to avoid confromation from and unreliable source or trouble.
Oh man there is the principal, SCATTER!

or just simply

SCATTER!
by Kevin Fletcher June 14, 2007
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A "Greg Scott" Substitution

Whilst playing Fifa online, pretending to make a substitution then quitting due to being one or more goals behind.
I was beating him 1-0 with 5 minutes left to go and he made "A "Greg Scott" Substitution"
by SomeRangersFan April 11, 2009
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