schenley

1.adj another word for asshole

1. The schenely boy never did know how to take a good deed the right way.

by Charles January 25, 2005

Crab Shell

Verb to describes what ones penis looks like after it aquires herpees

OH SHIT MAN YOU GOT A FUCKING CRAB SHELL!!!! get herpicin HQ

by CACK SHIT January 10, 2004

clam shell

(v.) The female equivalent of a cock block, i.e. when a female prevents you from scoring sexually.

When Amanda and I got back to her place after the party, her roommate totally clam shelled me by suggesting we all watch the "Glee" marathon on TV.

by segway56 October 9, 2011

Schwellenbach

Word used to replace "hook" in the phrase "off the hook."

Hey bro, that party last night was off the Schwellenbach

by Macaroni Mike February 6, 2010

Super Schuller

The
best
lifeguard
EVER.

1: the other day i was at lifetime fitness, swimming, when something ridiculously insane happened to me- and guess who saved me?!

2: Who?

1: SUPER SCHULLER!!!!

by akdghpauhgapoudrhgjq4w8357289y March 22, 2009

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Somehting that the first posters take FAR too literally. It's a joke you stupid smacktards. Nothing more nothing less.

I got a tiny dick dick but I am a genious because I realized that a shell-script can't replace people, YAY!!!

by Elitist January 2, 2004

Soft Shell Crab Action

NASTY oral sex involving 3 people one woman and two others where one person hocks a loogey into the girl's pussy and the other person sucks it out and kisses it into the woman's mouth.
The most trifflin ass shit I've ever heard of.

those three dykes are so fucking raw ass nasty they are into soft shell crab action.

by pinkussbunion July 13, 2006