Santa Clause

A fat white man who rapes children on Christmas

Dude Nicholas cage was raled by Santa clause

by Alucard 01 October 24, 2018

Santa Daddy

Basically a sugar daddy, but only throughout the months of November to January 1st

Megan: Should i ask Brad to be my Santa Daddy?

Lisa: Um, DUH?!

by cuckertwentyfive November 11, 2018

Santa clause

A lie that we tell all our children so that we can give them more gifts for no good fucking reason

Santa clause is a lie.

by Mo Bamba December 13, 2018

Sticky Santa

A term used when you ejaculate all over your own chin. Notably known in the street of Cherry Vale in Preston.

Oh no, I just nutted all over my chin now I’m a sticky Santa. Grrrrrrr

by MysteriousPenguin January 24, 2019

Santa pooed

To clime someone’s roof naked, particularly while the fire is inflamed, for the purposes of pooping down the chimney to set fire to ones excrements, while shouting “ho-ho-ho”. The challenge originated from the day someone was dared to complete such a challenge to do so without singing the hairs of ones ass.

Charlie went on dude bros roof and Santa pooed that old mans flaming fire so hard!

by Pooploverforever January 30, 2019

Santa in the caboose

1. Anal intercourse on or around the Christmas holiday.
2. Anal intercourse while the giver is dressed as Santa Claus.

After we finished wrapping the kids' gifts and placing them under the tree, my wife asked for a Santa in the caboose. So, I slid down her chimney and got soot on my Yule log. Ho! Ho! Ho!

by James Island thriller December 4, 2021

Santa Clause

did your mom tell you the truth yet?

"OMG Santa Clause?!"

by William<3 December 23, 2021