santa clause

a fucked up imaginary person who rapes your Christmas Tree.

Santa clause is a fat fuck

by biGweE Wee July 26, 2022

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Dana

Regardless of the time of year, Dana is the ultimate Sex Santa.

by Needsanotherturn June 6, 2019

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An orgy activity in which several men lay naked next to each other while another person strokes their penises, one stroke at a time, going along the row of men, repeating as necessary until each man has ejaculated. It is named for its similarity in nature to the tale of Santa Claus, who enters homes through their chimneys to deliver presents and then quickly leaves, with the penises representing the chimneys and the hand representing Santa. Can also be done as a competition to see which man can last the longest.

Coworker 1: You gonna show up to the company Christmas party?
Coworker 2: As long as I don't have to witness a Santa Handjob like last year, then sure.
Coworker 1: I doubt that'll happen, that shit got three people fired.

by prismcheeto November 25, 2020

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Santa Cocking

The act of having sexual intercourse inside of a chimney

Where are Mom and Dad it's Christmas Eve?

They're by the tree Santa Cocking

by chillbaby16 April 22, 2020

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Santa Claus

A fat man who comes to your house once a year and not any day because he's in jail for breaking and entering.

Santa Claus brought me coal!

by Diamondstar9878 December 10, 2018

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Santa in the caboose

1. Anal intercourse on or around the Christmas holiday.
2. Anal intercourse while the giver is dressed as Santa Claus.

After we finished wrapping the kids' gifts and placing them under the tree, my wife asked for a Santa in the caboose. So, I slid down her chimney and got soot on my Yule log. Ho! Ho! Ho!

by James Island thriller December 4, 2021

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