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bloody sanchez

The act or result of violently stuffing a balloon knot so vigorously, it begins to bleed. Followed by applying the resulting anal wall residue and blood, goopy and very adhesive, mixture to the face. The application is intended to resemble a moustache.
John boy enjoyed a fine marlboro while Mary Jane cleaned herself up in the lavatory. "I'm an artist when it comes to a Bloody Sanchez. Hot Damn!" John boy exclaimed.
by orificium April 15, 2006
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Dirty Sanchez

When a man is having anal intercourse with a woman, and pulls his dick out of her ass and has shit on it. Then, he slowly drags his dick over her upper lip and leaves behind shit that resembles Pedro's mustache.
"God damn, her asshole was so dirty that I pulled my dick out and gave her a Dirty Sanchez."
by Tri fold March 5, 2010
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samphearleak

a type of species that is extremely handsome and confident in all abilities known to man (also called sam for short, which stands for sexy asian man)
Mate, look at that there samphearleak, ain't that a beauty.
by Sam September 17, 2004
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Sanchez Hasty

An out of work male porn star out of the 80s standing about 6ft 3in with busshy long sideburns, driving a buick regal out of the 80s, and a fairly thin black mustasche that just screams dirty sanchez. but now working a Culver's resteraunt talking about dorky computer humbo jumbo. ("i be like")
hey kyle and eric! look, here comes dirty Sanchez Hasty into work with nothing but nasty and nerdy intentions.
by Uncle December 3, 2004
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ham sanchez

After successfully completeing a dirty sanchez take a ham sandwich and wipe it across the upper lip of the person who received it, and feast!
by Tony Pepperoni June 21, 2006
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samchan

my most favoritest person EVER!!

we are best friends!

1.) n. HOTTYBOBOTTIE!!
2.) n. funny, cute humor.
3.) n. someone i will see someday!!
samchan, you are t3h awesome!
by kaylachan. September 12, 2004
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samchez

Name for arrogant male with pubic hair growth above upper lip and small strange square patch on chin. Likes to think of himself as individual and alternative and "awesome".
"That guy is such a Samchez". Or "Hey samchez".
by Beencess February 8, 2010
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