someone who constantly fails at everyday activities that are not difficult to complete. People who are "Muck Suckers" are unaware, or oblivious of everything they fail to do. These people are the ones who give America a bad name, the people who DESERVE to live in a cardboard can outside the residential Walgreen's.
Arnold : "Yo, Pete. Look at that muck sucker trying to eat the perfume samples. Haha, I bet he sucks some serious muck."
Pete : "Oh, frick a dick, no doubt."
Pete : "Oh, frick a dick, no doubt."
by McSackdrop October 18, 2010
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A try-hard individual who goes to a party only on the account of one or more of the following:
1. There's going to be alcohol there
2. There's going to be weed there
3. His/her stalker crush is going to be there
4. Someone said there will be biddies/hot guys there
1. There's going to be alcohol there
2. There's going to be weed there
3. His/her stalker crush is going to be there
4. Someone said there will be biddies/hot guys there
Bob: "Dude, I think we need to invite more people to this party"
John: "What about that hot Ally girl? Just tell her that we'll have bud there"
Bob: "Yeah that'll work! After all, she is a Party-Sucker"
John: "What about that hot Ally girl? Just tell her that we'll have bud there"
Bob: "Yeah that'll work! After all, she is a Party-Sucker"
by Black and White Saint January 27, 2011
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Get the Pickle Sucker mug.Someone who is only good for the purposes of sucking penis and nothing else, hence the derogatory nature of the insult.
A cock sucker will suck your penis not for the purposes of inducing pleasure, but primarily because they are bad at everything else, breathing or just simply existing for a cock sucker is significantly harder than sucking penis. That is how useless at everything (apart from sucking penis) a cock sucker is.
A cock sucker will suck your penis not for the purposes of inducing pleasure, but primarily because they are bad at everything else, breathing or just simply existing for a cock sucker is significantly harder than sucking penis. That is how useless at everything (apart from sucking penis) a cock sucker is.
Person 1: Mark promised he'd proof read my thesis by last Thursday... It's been four days and still nothing.
Person 2: oh man, bad deal, did you not know Mark is a cock sucker?
Goose: HONK!
Person: Fucking cock sucker.
Person 2: oh man, bad deal, did you not know Mark is a cock sucker?
Goose: HONK!
Person: Fucking cock sucker.
by glassbottle June 18, 2018
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The poll sucker, however, views polls as infallible. They will even quote poll numbers in an argument.
The poll sucker, however, views polls as infallible. They will even quote poll numbers in an argument.
Shirley: "Wow, Dick Cheney's approval rating is higher than Obama's!"
Lou: "Don't be such a poll sucker. Someone pulled those figures out of their butt."
Lou: "Don't be such a poll sucker. Someone pulled those figures out of their butt."
by Tuftskins June 2, 2009
Get the poll sucker mug.Another way of saying "Mother Fucker" And is commonly used by people who do not want to use "Mother Fucker" and instead use something that sounds like a sexual definition.
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