During the midst of climax, your partner proclaims ,"Don't cum on me!" Naturally you grab the nearest book, preferably hard bound and blow a massive load in it. Thus creating a Sloppy Novel.
I was getting sloppy toppy in the school library and turned a first edition Lord of the Rings in to a "sloppy novel!!"
by The Iron Boar March 20, 2022
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Get the Sloppy Tubamug. Sloppy Master - A man who has mastered the art of having sex with a women, while her cuckhold husband watches and waits for sloppy seconds.
by Foreskin Mc Adams June 22, 2020
Get the Sloppy mastermug. When you bury a man on the beach, lying on his back, with a snorkel. The only thing exposed is his erect penis sticking out of the sand, which is being blown by a woman.
I was on the beach with my girlfriend last night. It was my birthday, so I convinced her to give me a sloppy sandcastle!
by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017
Get the Sloppy sandcastlemug. The act of salivating in a persons asshole in order to use as lube. Typically requires a lot of spit and accuracy.
by Wey tú yung September 9, 2022
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