One night I got super drunk and did a sloppy hippo, and woke up the next morning with pond scum on my ballsack
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Get the sloppy robinson mug.When you take a shit, then dip you're dick and balls in the toilet, then run up to someone and repeatedly slap them in the face with you toilet dick. All while chanting "sloppy slapper". Then tea bagging them with your toilet balls before running away. Never having flushed the toilet.
John took his morning shit as usual, but got the urge to dip his dick and balls in before leaving the restroom. Once he had, he than ran into the kitchen and began repeatedly slapping Daniel across the face with his toilet water dick, while chanting "sloppy slapper" over and over. He than tea bagged him with his toilet balls and ran out of the room giggleing...
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Get the sloppy bacon mug.She came back to my place afterwards, but we didn't even fuck—all I got was a sloppy john and an Indian burn.
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Get the sloppy john mug.A vagina that is very loose and is equally as disgusting. In fact a sloppy muff is so bad it may resemble a bag of mince meat that has been punched multiple times and then been deficated upon by a pack of wild horses.
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Get the sloppy muff mug.A sloppy wop is the act of sucking a dick with a mouthful of wet spaghetti. While performing it, you use your tongue to force the spaghetti down his dickhole. When he's about to cum, you suck the spaghetti out of his dick.
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