Skip to main content

Sloppy Carlos

When a person wipes their ass after taking a very messy shit and then they proceed to wipe the shitty toilet paper on the driver door car handle of a neighbor who they don't like. The toilet paper must be discarded afterwards for it to be successful.
That neighbor is such an asshole that I had to sloppy Carlos his car to teach him a lesson.
by Rubus Dingleshart August 31, 2015
mugGet the Sloppy Carlosmug.

Sloppy Toast

When you ejaculate on a peice or toast
(and then proceed to spread it like butter) and force your female partner to shove it up her vagina to get her pregnant.
Ah damnit!! Roger got me with the sloppy toast trick again this morning!
by The Dragon master 420 July 24, 2019
mugGet the Sloppy Toastmug.

sloppy earplug

When you spit in a girls ear and put your penis in it
My bitch was annoying me so I gave her the sloppy earplug
by Biggiecheese20 February 3, 2022
mugGet the sloppy earplugmug.

Sloppy Tuba

Queefing in someones face while they lick your asshole.
Last night my boyfriend was feeling adventurous so I gave him a sloppy tuba.
by WuJulius May 19, 2015
mugGet the Sloppy Tubamug.

A Sloppy Dallas

A Blowjob where the the person giving the blowjob has a mouth full of dip (tobacco)
by dragonridge101@gmail.com October 15, 2020
mugGet the A Sloppy Dallasmug.

Sloppy Joe

When a man ejaculates on his own hand and then slaps a chic on the face
Did u hear about Donna? Her and John went to the mop closet so she could swallow his load and he pulled out and nutted in his hand then slapped Donna. She had to walk out of mop closet with his nut on her face and in her hair.. All the office personnel now knows she's John's bitch.. He gave her the ol sloppy joe
by ŘÖČĶŠŤ☆Ŕ October 17, 2021
mugGet the Sloppy Joemug.

Sloppy Diego

A sexual act where one partner performs anal sex on a nother while making a burrito on their back. Before the burrito is finished, the one performing anal sex pulls out and ejaculates into the burrito then serves it to their partner.
So I made my old lady dinner last night.
Oh, thats nice what did you make her?
I made her a sloppy diego.

The guy at the taco stand offered me a sloppy diego, I promptly declined.
by Abortionater December 31, 2017
mugGet the Sloppy Diegomug.

Share this definition