When a person wipes their ass after taking a very messy shit and then they proceed to wipe the shitty toilet paper on the driver door car handle of a neighbor who they don't like. The toilet paper must be discarded afterwards for it to be successful.
by Rubus Dingleshart August 31, 2015

When you ejaculate on a peice or toast
(and then proceed to spread it like butter) and force your female partner to shove it up her vagina to get her pregnant.
(and then proceed to spread it like butter) and force your female partner to shove it up her vagina to get her pregnant.
by The Dragon master 420 July 24, 2019

by Biggiecheese20 February 3, 2022

by WuJulius May 19, 2015

by dragonridge101@gmail.com October 15, 2020

Did u hear about Donna? Her and John went to the mop closet so she could swallow his load and he pulled out and nutted in his hand then slapped Donna. She had to walk out of mop closet with his nut on her face and in her hair.. All the office personnel now knows she's John's bitch.. He gave her the ol sloppy joe
by ŘÖČĶŠŤ☆Ŕ October 17, 2021

A sexual act where one partner performs anal sex on a nother while making a burrito on their back. Before the burrito is finished, the one performing anal sex pulls out and ejaculates into the burrito then serves it to their partner.
So I made my old lady dinner last night.
Oh, thats nice what did you make her?
I made her a sloppy diego.
The guy at the taco stand offered me a sloppy diego, I promptly declined.
Oh, thats nice what did you make her?
I made her a sloppy diego.
The guy at the taco stand offered me a sloppy diego, I promptly declined.
by Abortionater December 31, 2017
