sloppy bacon

Leaky and dripping.

That Nicola Simpson, she's a right sloppy bacon

by Ergosum June 22, 2016

sloppy john

An absolutely atrociously given hand job.

She came back to my place afterwards, but we didn't even fuck—all I got was a sloppy john and an Indian burn.

by IHaveNothingCleverToSay January 25, 2018

sloppy muff

A vagina that is very loose and is equally as disgusting. In fact a sloppy muff is so bad it may resemble a bag of mince meat that has been punched multiple times and then been deficated upon by a pack of wild horses.

Dude, do you remember that girl I went home with yesterday night? She had the worst sloppy muff.

by immaslapahoe December 28, 2016

Sloppy goanna

When one gives oral intercourse to a male partner while supine, with the scrotum inside the mouth and the tongue reaching down to as close to the anus or the perineum as possible. The sloppiness comes from the salivary secretions as lubrication.

Elaine B is a sneaky gecko who gave me a sloppy goanna. Fair dinkum.

by Basr92 May 9, 2020

Sloppy master

Sloppy Master - A man who has mastered the art of having sex with a women, while her cuckhold husband watches and waits for sloppy seconds.

Kevin the Sloppy Master was fucking Heather while her cuck husband waited for sloppy seconds.

by Foreskin Mc Adams June 22, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Getting a blowjob from a male or female packing a fat lip of dip

"Yeah Skeeter came by the other day tellin' everybody he got a sloppy dallas from Debra, hardly believe a nun could do that"

by BigBitchOnARascalDrinkinSunnyD October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When a girl packs a fat lip and sucks you off.

Yeah I met this honky girl last night, and she gave me a sloppy dallas.

by FulcrumRat October 15, 2020