Gallon-Sized Jugs

Tits that are questionably large, as in ones that are so fucking heavy they can soak bullets as well as cum.

Jack: "Holy shit, look at those!"
Sam: "What?"
Jack: "How do you not see those gallon-sized jugs Ashlyn has on her?"
Sam: "Jack... That's my girlfriend."

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Daddy Sized

something you call someone with a big ass dick

also my friend just said she is daddy sized- some cringy friends I have

by daddysizedjoe September 26, 2019

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Keely-Sized

A way to describe someone who is around “4,10”

“Look at that jacket. That’s totally Keely-Sized”

by People that is a person March 3, 2020

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A drunken unit of group measurement indicating that a group is perfectly sized (4) to take a standard Uber without having to either: A: Take out a second mortgage to afford an Uber X Upgrade during peak hours

or
B: Play Russian roulette in hopes that your potential driver is chill with double buckling, and if he/she is, to play human Tetris in the back of a Corolla on the way to the next bar.

e.g. #1: The bad news is that Greg and Nate aren’t going to be able to make it out to the bars with us to anymore because of the 151 shot for shot contest they held earlier. The good news is our group is now Uber Sized.
e.g. #2: We were going to be Uber Sized, but then Mike had to invite that insufferable bitch Karen along.

by Jeef Berky December 29, 2014

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Sizing Up

When a guy looks a a girls thighs to determine if his thing will fit or not, if her thighs are bigger the harder it will be if they're smaller the easier it will be

"why you staring at her thighs?"

"just sizing up"

-hunnidmoji

by ilikethetasteofwater July 31, 2021

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