incon-siesta-nt

Someone who is inconsistent but also takes a lot of naps, or sleeps on you (ignores you).

Has nothing to do with Central America.

Originally used in the song "Sleep Alone" by Mack Harrison.

Damn dude, I been trying to talk to her but she is really really incon-siesta-nt.

by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025

Six day sidestep

When someone trips six days a week, to be missing for six days or to only be on point one day a week.

He's is on dat six day sidestep cause he was wit his boys, but he came around on Sunday.

by Boomqueeshia September 8, 2009

to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010

Butch Back n Sides

When a lesbian gives a male a blowjob

Mate you hear about Harry the other day, he went out and managed to get a Butch Back n Sides from Cassandra's girlfriend

by The Walking Lisp July 20, 2018

Don't lick the sides

Means BS/Bullshit or "get outta here"

"I asked the popular girl out!"
"Don't lick the sides"

by MARRRSSSMELLLOOOO May 23, 2021

i have 2 sides

i forgor
i rember

I have 2 sides, i forgor, i rember

by sunmanparadox July 26, 2021

IO5Z like's sIaves?

bro if your username is IO5Z then you clearly LOVE 👳🏿 ♂️

IO5Z like's sIaves?

by leavemealone012 May 17, 2023