Shlipper McSchlong

A derogatory term used to describe the act of initiating intercourse with a female.

"Man, last night was pretty crazy!"
"Was it? Did you shlipper mcschlong?"

by Mc Chaz September 22, 2006

Slippery Scorpion

When a man cums onto a floor and drags his wife by her arms over it, similiar to the scorpion act of mating.

Joe: Me and Louise are trying to have a baby, nothing seems to be working

Zac: Why don't you just give her a slippery scorpion?

Joe: Good idea! I'll do that tonight

by Sugar81 April 26, 2008

Slippery Dick

A non-erect penis, that is hard to grasp between your hands.

"God damn, I got Slippery Dick!"

by Long Penis John June 8, 2018

Rachel Rose Schipper

Noun; The most beautiful, fun, smart, thing to ever touch foot on planet earth.

Oh my god! I met a girl today that was such a rachel Rose Schipper, she had 0 flaws.

by Wonderpoppa11 July 19, 2019

Slippery Gypsy

A.K.A Ear Cream Pie.
When a male's penis ejaculates inside the ear of a female, male or other.

Often confused with the Nasal Cream Pie (Slippery Hipster).
The Slippery Gypsy often occurs on a Valentine's Day night when an expensive present is bought for the receiver of the Slippery Gypsy.

'Oh god, My boyfriend gave me the worst Slippery Gypsy last night and the semen in my ear is really dry, but its okay because he bought me a car for Valentine's Day'.

by PorkiePie August 1, 2012

Slippery Pete

When a guy is doing a girl from behind, he spits on the girls back so she thinks he's done. When she turns around the guy blows his load in her face.

What's that all over your face? Just a little slippery pete.

by heather November 25, 2003

Shippensburg

A small hick town located in the middle of east bumblefuck Pennsylvania where Locals enjoy Drinking, Flying Confederate Flags from the back of their vehicles and Skinning dead Roadkill deer and selling the skins for profit. When college is in you don't have to walk more than two feet to find a party where a girl is taking her top off and using it as a bandanna while doing a keg stand. Local entertainment includes watching Tractor pulls and going to Richard Ave to bet on how many underages the kids will be arrested for, or heading on out to the woods or the nearest cornfield to have a bonfire which also includes having unprotected sex and doing lines of cocaine. The school district is similar to most in that they only fund Football, Boys Basketball and Baseball. The academics are terrible and the administrators in the district are more brain dead then the kids that light the bathrooms on fire. The cafeteria staff at the high school is full of pedophiles and all the kids find out after having sex with each other, they're related. The most used word is "yee yee" and every 30 seconds someone tells the world they have a small dick by reving the engine of their big jacked up diesel truck driving down the one road that runs through town. Local Cuisine includes whatever deer or other animals you kill in the woods or the fish that you catch. So if you're looking for a town that likes trucks, inbreds, hates gay people and has 42 churches. Shippensburg PA is the place for you!

"Did you hear Logan got a DUI in his new truck ?"
"Let me guess he was in Shippensburg?"

by The Goat and your Mom June 10, 2018