shitting mode

The way a human feels when his or her body is able to shit.

Individuals are not always sufficiently relaxed to take a shit ( to have a bowel movement ), they are not always in the shitting mode. When something or someone frightens a person, they enter the flight or fight mode and their body will not want to or be able to get rid of the solid waste until they have relaxed sufficiently to do so. Being relaxed is the key to being in the shitting mode. Hey, that calls to mind the fucking mode, the farting mode, the whatever mode, the thinking mode. Each mode is strictly dependent on a specific set of conditions.

by but for May 4, 2018

Shitfingering

A method in which a person expresses themself by mindlessly typing toxic BS on the internet, in hopes that their wild

left field opinion will be taken up as fact in the hearts of their reader.

Is that an actual fact or are you just shitfingering on the internet again?

by Jaquelyn Victoria May 31, 2018

Shitting Duck

A play on the term sitting duck. If you are a shitting duck, you are helpless in your current situation, but you are also scared enough to shit your pants.

When I was threatened by that mobster, I was a shitting duck.

by MaggotHoles August 1, 2018

Shitting on glass

Smooth

The pilots landing was smooth, like shitting on glass

by Kayla Conno January 21, 2019

Shitting prick

Shitting prick
Shitting prick is someone who is a prick and shits bricks

Lewis is such a shitting prick he says I can’t use the word scran
What a wanker

by Hate stupid cocks June 23, 2019

Shitting Your Nathan's

Spunking your pants at your spagghettis fun-eral

Shitting Your Nathan's is the national sport of Genovia

by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020

Shitting Dirty

Dropping heat in a dirty bathroom. Usually a port-a-potty, truck stop or Nat’s house.

I’ve been holding in a shit for the last 50 miles, looks like I’ll be shitting dirty at the next rest stop.

by Koknballz December 22, 2020