awk sesh

Short for "awkward session." Used to describe any extended period of intense awkwardness, or otherwise, a congregation of people, animals, or things that, collectively, are ridiculously awk.

When that guy walked in with no pants on, that was straight up awk sesh.

by Roger S. July 16, 2008

fakeout session

When there's a get together with a hope of a make out, but nothing happens except for a lot of tv watching on the couch.

Peter: When she invited me over to watch a movie, I figured I'd get to kiss her, but nothing happened!

Chris: Fakeout session.

by cherryblossom July 19, 2009

Jeff Session

A gathering of people smoking pot. First originated from the show Disjointed on Netflix.

I got some good pot here, are you up for a JEFF SESSION?

by Chris Watch January 12, 2018

sesshins

next level beats melting brains

that homie sesshins completely makes next level beats and melts brains

by cldaniel November 22, 2010

Sesskins

Noun. A label given to two persons whose spirits have joined together. An exclamation of unity.

Other forms:

asess
asesskins
sexykittens
sesskin
sass
sasskins
Word origin: Wisconsin, 1999. Two friends were tripping on mushrooms, and in the swirling light, saw the word twinkling in the air--out-of-doors

Our relationship has finally reached sesskins!

by asess May 9, 2012

Seshpiration

To become inspired during a session of smoking marijuana

Hannah had a seshpiration and put the last blunt in the bong to make a blong.

by Mer Derpino February 22, 2014

Sesame street brawl

The historic event in which the yup-yup martians beamed McDonald's sesame seed buns into Big Bird's stupid yellow beak until he choked and died, resulting in a grand feast during which all of the Sesame Street characters feasted on Big Bird's fat stupid corpse. Snuffallupacus was later quoted saying "Tastes like chicken!" Elmo was deliberately punched in the face by Oscar everytime he said, "please sir, may I have s'more". Oscar was quoted saying"no Elmo, the sun will not come out tomorrow you fucking retard" (even though he secretly hoped it would). The Cookie Monster only showed up for desert, which turned out to be neopolitan icecream. Furious, he kicked over Oscar's trash can and started a street brawl.

The sesame Street brawl was a tragic incident, but at least it ended the famine brought about by Big Bird's gluttonous greed.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015