Floyd's girlfriend has been out-of-town for several weeks so I am sure he's been taking lots of SELFIES !!
by Little Otis July 4, 2018
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sniper selfie which I was oblivious too of me popping my girlfriends zits. Without me knowing
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sniper selfie which I was oblivious too of me popping my girlfriends zits. Without me knowing
Selfie snipe.
by Selfie freak August 4, 2018
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by Jfman August 30, 2018
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Look what the selfie dragged in !
Yea thats dave he has a wart by his anus but he dont half bang my box hard
Look what the selfie dragged in!
Fuck ahmed he only has a small one and his balls are like skittles, I need some real meat inside my huge gash
Yea thats dave he has a wart by his anus but he dont half bang my box hard
Look what the selfie dragged in!
Fuck ahmed he only has a small one and his balls are like skittles, I need some real meat inside my huge gash
by daveblack September 16, 2018
Get the Look what the selfie dragged in! mug.A pirate-selfie is the kind of a selfie, what you make with your friends, but without changing to front-facing camera, thus photographing the sun/ceiling/the floor/random people.
-Hey guys, gather around, I'm making a pic! Say cheese!
-What are you doing? You are taking pictures of the ceiling, not us!
-Yes, 'cause it's a pirate-selfie!
-Oh okay, then.
-What are you doing? You are taking pictures of the ceiling, not us!
-Yes, 'cause it's a pirate-selfie!
-Oh okay, then.
by MedievalHobo September 22, 2018
Get the Pirate-selfie mug.Not a good term of endearment justifying someone being a narcissist malignantly with a close friend, acquaintance, family member, good guy, close - ones', & everybody that seriously doesn't need this kind of attention ever. Small level of being a Closet pedo-rapist to a high concern of discretion due accordingly, true to self safety should this 'new slang' be used warningly! Only used when their is something to gain due to Terribly Obvious insecurity issues stemming consequently from Mother to child relationship issues. No, not relating to having been breastfed at birth or not. Hood-Trust.👊
Used to negatively out someone from preparing themselves to take advantage of you eminently or for a long-term cause.
Used to negatively out someone from preparing themselves to take advantage of you eminently or for a long-term cause.
"You's a Selfie', Ho!"
"Stop being a Selfie son'."
"If you is, or if you isn't a Selfie right now, you gon' get dealt like one. Other person: Nahhh they good, trust me. Whatever it is I'll stop. I didn't know. Main person of slang' use: Yeahh u better hop to it Lucky Charms a.. ... .. . . ."
"Like, why does she think she's gonna get off being a Selfie, like, doesn't she think anybody."
"Stop being a Selfie son'."
"If you is, or if you isn't a Selfie right now, you gon' get dealt like one. Other person: Nahhh they good, trust me. Whatever it is I'll stop. I didn't know. Main person of slang' use: Yeahh u better hop to it Lucky Charms a.. ... .. . . ."
"Like, why does she think she's gonna get off being a Selfie, like, doesn't she think anybody."
by CoquitoCoolie3 October 9, 2018
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