Person 1: I got just my high school diploma!
Person 2: Cool, what are you gonna do with your life?
Person 1: I don't know school didn't teach me how to evaluate my options
Person 2: Cool, what are you gonna do with your life?
Person 1: I don't know school didn't teach me how to evaluate my options
by illegalpig March 4, 2017
Get the schoolmug. Finnish Boy: "Over Here we have 4 hour school days, the rest is used to experience childhood like it's supposed to be"
American Boy: "Well we have 7 hour school days, the rest is used for doing more work at home"
Finnish Boy "Olet köyhä lapsi"
American Boy: "Well we have 7 hour school days, the rest is used for doing more work at home"
Finnish Boy "Olet köyhä lapsi"
by A Useless Definition September 17, 2017
Get the Schoolmug. S-seven
C-crappy
H-hours
O-of
O-our
L-lives
C-crappy
H-hours
O-of
O-our
L-lives
-Why do we need school?
-To learn.
-We're never actually going to use this shit in life unless you work at Jewel Osco and pharmacy
-True True
-To learn.
-We're never actually going to use this shit in life unless you work at Jewel Osco and pharmacy
-True True
by Hihihihihihihikayyyyyyyyy May 24, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. by omfg can i get a username October 11, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. The place that parents send their children to were their rights as humans are stripped from them.
In the moronic cesspit that most refer to school, teachers (who only care about money and time off ) shove random shit down your throat that you’ll never remember and hand out punishment if you speak out. The people they call teachers enjoy pretending they care about your mental health and well-being when really they don’t give a fresh fuck. They convince the world that they care about the education of children, and have been fooling parents since it’s invention in 1635. And as if 6-7 hours of painful torture wasn’t enough, they send you home with more pointless crap to do instead of following your passions.
In the moronic cesspit that most refer to school, teachers (who only care about money and time off ) shove random shit down your throat that you’ll never remember and hand out punishment if you speak out. The people they call teachers enjoy pretending they care about your mental health and well-being when really they don’t give a fresh fuck. They convince the world that they care about the education of children, and have been fooling parents since it’s invention in 1635. And as if 6-7 hours of painful torture wasn’t enough, they send you home with more pointless crap to do instead of following your passions.
by Eevee😚✌️ March 12, 2021
Get the Schoolmug. A place where innocent kids are forced to learn things that they will probably never even use in life
by Dschnerds August 24, 2014
Get the Schoolmug. Example of the stupidity of teachers in schools these days
Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature who can live on land as well as water?
Student: Frog
Teacher: Good. But give me another example, please
Student: Another Frog..!
Teacher: Tell me an example of a creature who can live on land as well as water?
Student: Frog
Teacher: Good. But give me another example, please
Student: Another Frog..!
by A̶N̶T̶I̶.̶C̶H̶I̶L̶D̶ March 1, 2020
Get the Schoolmug.