Sagan Surprise

Unexpectedly deficating on a sexual partner while wearing a turtleneck.

-Oh man, you know good carpet cleaner? Tiana got me good last night with that Sagan Surprise.
-Chipotles new chorizo has really been spicing up my Sagan Surprise.

by Itslunchbox February 19, 2017

saggy asshole spreading

When somebody is gay and they have a saggy asshole, so they spread it as far as they can. Usaully people do this when it is smexy time.ass

My asshole spread so far last night that is started sagging and my boyfriend said I was good at saggy asshole spreading.

by BobalobLOLLOL April 19, 2018

Sagan

A guy who is god like he I very hot and he has nice hair. He is unstoppable and beautiful

I love Sagan he is god

by Chrsiboi May 11, 2019

Saggy freshman

A sterotypical freshman in highschool tends to act like an eighth graders and refused to be normal examples: stoping in the hallway or arguing about politics when you can't vote

"Did you see those saggy freshman in the hallway"
"Yeah the're pretty stupid"

by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable February 28, 2020

Sagelations

A term used to describe a painful rash on a sagging part of the body, be it flab or sagging skin on an older person.

“I need help scratching these raging Sagelations on my back!”

by Ze Auggie November 29, 2020

Sagee4

this man is an extremely funny YouTuber who always yells at his friend for selling so hard in aba. overall he is really good youtube entertaining his fans while playing Roblox games :)

Sagee4

by Sasxx0r1 May 9, 2021

sage

the hottest most amazing person youll ever meet. they are the definition of beautiful and are unique and perfect in every way. they will go very far in life and everyone knows it too

person 1- omg look at that girl over there, I've never seen anyone more perfect
person 2- that's sage, everyone thinks so too

by assa13 June 22, 2021