When a person gives a woman a rim job (anal pleasures with their tongue) and then proceeds to finger her with two fingers, as if that person were trying to whistle with those two fingers.
"You gave him a Rusty Trombone?" "Yeah, but he returned the favor and gave me a Rusty Whistler right after!"
by dclay August 26, 2009
When you take a fork or spoon someone is eating with (when they are not looking) and shove it up your ass then put it back in their food and they eat with it.
by Bob McDaniels February 17, 2008
When a woman bends over and someone places their lips on the woman's anus and vigorously moves their head back and forth while humming, as if her asshole was the mouthpiece of a kazoo.
by beansnapper February 12, 2009
when a guy shits horrizontal to a girl's vagina, then beats it down with his dick till it splits in 2 (causing the lumberjack effect).
its like when you get your dick caught in the microwave then turned on high. or when you forget to take out the dog and you get beat with a soap in a sock giving the Rusty Lumberjack effect.
by hopwood January 13, 2009
When you fuck a girl in the ass and before you blow your load, turn her around and blow it in her mouth while she sucks on your rusty lollipop
by John Hofzer December 11, 2009
When 2 senior citizen Lesbians are cranking out their passion for one another
by rubbing their genitalia together.
A synonym would be 'cuttin the cobwebs'
by rubbing their genitalia together.
A synonym would be 'cuttin the cobwebs'
I walked in on my grandma and her friend and they were doing the Rusty Scissors like there was no tomorrow.
by Luther Vandy August 19, 2020
An obscene sexual act in which sand is used as lubrication during rough anal intercourse. Works best with the world's finest sand -- found on the Gulf Coast of Florida, especially in and around the St. Pete Beach area.
I took my girl out to the beach to see the sunset, and then gave her the rusty keyhole all night long.
by EMoney2k7 October 17, 2007