by JenoBeno October 4, 2021
Get the Retardedgayman mug.A person who looks like a past or veteran surfer but in actuality doesn’t even go to the beach but just has the typical appearances of such a person (e.g., aged, blond hair streaks, tanned, possibly a mullet, unkempt curly blond hair, surfy sunnies like oaklies; wears boardies, t shirt and thongs).
Aussie friend gets a blond hair make over.
Me: Mate, you look like a bogan or a retired surfie, can’t tell which one’s worse! You don’t even know how to swim!
Me: Mate, you look like a bogan or a retired surfie, can’t tell which one’s worse! You don’t even know how to swim!
by jw316006 October 10, 2021
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Some one who puts fingers up the ass of school teachers, so they can taste what the teacher had for lunch.
by Bill Cosbys sister December 13, 2021
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Get the Retareed mug.When you are so off your head you hit a gutter with your SS commodore ute and wreck your rim's then try to blame it on a dog that ran across the road.
Hey mate what happened to the rim's on the ute? Oh bro you wouldn't believe it I pulled a retarded Shane!
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