Retard

To slow something or hinder

A fire blanket is a fire retardant.

by hammertime January 6, 2007

hillbilly retard

See George W. Bush. He is one.

George W. Bush is a hillbilly retard.

by TMr July 4, 2005

Social Retard

Person who is having or showing a lack of desire, social education, manners or up-brining to respect time/polite gestures/friendship/companionship/welfare of another members of the human society.

Alex is a social retard who changed his mind and cancelled a date 5 minutes before the dinner.

by OB84Social May 25, 2010

philly inbred retard

People from the Philadelphia/south Jersey area who are all weird.

Do I know you? I don't know you...
Well sorry I didn't grow up in your little cliques.
Grow up huh?

philly inbred retard

by JoeNJ2 May 10, 2011

retard

George bush.......no seriously.

do you really need an explination? >_> He rly is a retard..

by AleniaUmineko January 12, 2009

Retard Time

The random time occurring daily were you instinctively do stupid things to your significant other. retard time can occur any time and any where and knows no boundaries....

during retard time yesterday lorrin tried to shove a turkey baster in my asshole, and i counter retarded with the ass clinch of a 7 year old.

by MitchNLauren November 7, 2011

hashtag retard

Hashtag retard (noun)

1. A generalized disorder characterized by mildly impaired cognitive functioning with respect to common activities, social interaction or simple comprehension.

2. A disparaging term for a person who uses social media and has the appearance of mild cognitive limitations.

(A) You PVR’d that show, so why are you watching the commercials, you hashtag retard?

(B) Being a hashtag, I mistook the word "closure" for "Kosher".

by Mr. Big Dawwwg September 13, 2013