Rent-A-Cop

After some intense fourplay You tell your woman that you'll be right back and you head to the garage and flip all of the breakers off simulating the power going out. You grab your trusty flashlight (must be Maglite brand) and run back to the room. With all of the comotion she should be just as hot and there is nothing else to do, but proceed. In middle of going down on her, incorporate your trusty maglite into the mix, handle side, without her knowledge of what it is. When she asks why is it so cold and so hard, just turn on the light and say "Maglite baby!"

Donald: "Hey, what did you do last night?"

Joe: "Our power went out and I banged my girl with my maglite!"

Donald: "So you played a real Rent-A-Cop huh, what she do, fix your sail sack ."

by rounder222 December 23, 2006

rent

A pointless movie/musical in which homosexual and HIV/AIDS infected people decide they're not going to pay they're rent. They dance around and sing while they rebel about how they're not going to pay their rent.

I watched RENT last night but turned it off because it had no point to it.

by angggg June 26, 2006

Rent-a-cop

A obnoxious cop with a very large "ego" who is nothing but a waste of space in the police district. These low lives would rather stuff their faces with donuts at a nearby krispy creme or take a nice stroll into the neighborhood and arrest anyone for just about anything than perform their jobs properly. They enjoy harrassing citizens instead of helping them in a time of need. They are very adament about one's situation. Also dubbed as "donut eating bastards."

Cop: Let's see here...who can i harrass today? *officer targets a bunch of teens chatting* Cop: *shouts out window* Go home to your fucking mother! It's curfew! *cop drives off* Girl: It's 4:00 pm you stupid rent-a-cop!!!

by xnamidax November 1, 2011

rent boy

One of those little pricks that listens to all this shit new-age indie music and wears gay as fuck clothes, e.g. a pink or yellow t-shirt and girly tight jeans.

" Hahaha have you actually seen the state of Ben Buckley?"
" Haha yeh man he's actually a proper rent boy!"

by Een-king November 7, 2006

rentabrain

an absolute idiot
someone requiring a brain because they do not have a brain.
diddy
dobber

Mr Douglas: oi rentabrain get the your arse out of the mud/cowshit.

by mark January 1, 2005

Rentaling

Describes what a 20 year old person who still lives with their parents is doing. A hybrid of renting and the slang word 'rentals'. Rentaling is of course a rent-free contract and is associated with a bit of shame and or pathos.

I heard he lost his house and now he is just rentaling.

by Harry Blonde April 13, 2011

rents

Another word for parent.

Your rents are hacked bro.

by Dukess February 6, 2017