Ghetto Reborn is known to some people as "The God of all Gods". He is also known as "The God of Deception" because of his manipulation skills, which are said to be the absolute best. He is one of the greatest warlords of all time, using manipulation and psychological warfare. He is also the mastermind behind Operation Emocide (the mass extermination of "Emo" people). He also is responsible for redesigning the "Pot Pill", making it completely safe and even more potent. From one perspective he may seem like a psychopathic madman, from another he may seem like a genius, truly a mastermind. He is also said to be incredibly charming, though it is unknown if it is true charm or just more of his manipulation. He also views himself as a God, and has created his own religion and version of The Ten Commandments entitled "The Ten Commandments - Lord Ghetto's Version", though some believe it is a cover up to recruit people into his army for Operation Emocide. If you require any more information about him, you can contact him directly on his AIM Screenname "theghettorun", or through Xbox Live Gamertag "Ghetto Reborn".
Ghetto Reborn is a God.
Ghetto Reborn developed Operation Emocide.
Ghetto Reborn has the most incredible manipulation skills on earth.
Ghetto Reborn developed Operation Emocide.
Ghetto Reborn has the most incredible manipulation skills on earth.
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Get the ace reborn mug.1.) The lone reporter in the ghost town of a newsroom after the five-day reporters head out to live normal lives. This reporter is responsible for anything that happens on Saturday and Sunday. Most of the time this means sending the reporter to a stupid event usually involving cute animals and children. This likelihood heightens during the summer months when festivals are rampant.
2.) Someone who has no life and has self image and self esteem problems. Probably has never touched a girl in their entire life.
3.) A sad, sad excuse for a person and a reporter.
4.) Awesome.
2.) Someone who has no life and has self image and self esteem problems. Probably has never touched a girl in their entire life.
3.) A sad, sad excuse for a person and a reporter.
4.) Awesome.
Reporter 1: Hey man, I'm going do something awesome this weekend. Do you wanna come with?
Weekend Reporter: I can't, if I don't come in the bunnies won't make page 5.
Weekend Reporter: I can't, if I don't come in the bunnies won't make page 5.
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2. refers to using sex as a means of re-starting stalled conversation.
3. refers to resuming normal relationship (after having sex) without discussing the underlying issues which caused lack of communication or misunderstandign in the first place.
2. refers to using sex as a means of re-starting stalled conversation.
3. refers to resuming normal relationship (after having sex) without discussing the underlying issues which caused lack of communication or misunderstandign in the first place.
Your Friend: "How is it going with your girl-friend? I haven't seen you guys together for the last few days?"
You: "All of a sudden she was upset for reasons unknown to me. And she is not talking to me."
Your friend: "Then what are you going to do about it?"
You: " I tried all I can to get her attention except for penis resort."
The next day:
Your Friend: "Did you talk to her?"
You: "Thanks to penis resort, things are back to normal."
Your Friend: "That is wonderful."
You: "Penis resort is a great normalizer, a silent peace maker."
You: "All of a sudden she was upset for reasons unknown to me. And she is not talking to me."
Your friend: "Then what are you going to do about it?"
You: " I tried all I can to get her attention except for penis resort."
The next day:
Your Friend: "Did you talk to her?"
You: "Thanks to penis resort, things are back to normal."
Your Friend: "That is wonderful."
You: "Penis resort is a great normalizer, a silent peace maker."
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Get the Penis resort mug.Trip Reporting is a silly pastime typed up by fat, un-original, inane people that travel a lot but don't actually do anything interesting. They then write about what they did (the irony) which is nothing... then post photos which only consist of food on the plane, at the hotel and at airport lounges. Some may post shots of the menus for good measure.
Very intrepid.
They are also tight-arsed as well since they seem to only want to use miles they accumulate while flying very short distances more frequently in order to pay for their long haul trips rather than hard earned money. You'd think by doing this they would actually have some cash to spend on doing something more meaningful and worthwhile ie. sightseeing, hiking, cultures etc...
This isn't the case.
Trip reports really should be called Service/Food reports.
Very intrepid.
They are also tight-arsed as well since they seem to only want to use miles they accumulate while flying very short distances more frequently in order to pay for their long haul trips rather than hard earned money. You'd think by doing this they would actually have some cash to spend on doing something more meaningful and worthwhile ie. sightseeing, hiking, cultures etc...
This isn't the case.
Trip reports really should be called Service/Food reports.
Thread starter: Cathay Pacific Premium Economy JFK-HKG RT!!! and my Business Class trip on Air France A380 LAX-CDG Trip Reports!!!
"Please find attached my many professional photos of food!!!!!! oh and the seat I sat in"
Reader: Cool story bro you went on a plane, looked at a menu and ate food... but what did you do on your trip?
Thread starter: Oh I flew on a plane and ate food, then did the same at the hotel! Much fun, so cool, wow.
Reader: *facepalm*
"Please find attached my many professional photos of food!!!!!! oh and the seat I sat in"
Reader: Cool story bro you went on a plane, looked at a menu and ate food... but what did you do on your trip?
Thread starter: Oh I flew on a plane and ate food, then did the same at the hotel! Much fun, so cool, wow.
Reader: *facepalm*
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