Da Realist Bitch

To tell it like is, no matter who you piss off in the process

I'm Da realist bitch in here.

by Dienda88 March 25, 2007

Reality Hit

The moment when you are highly inebriated and significantly high and then having an serious epiphany about the sad reality. Suddenly, you have a brain fart, mini heart attack, dull vision, and an ominous noise in your ear and you cannot focus or concentrate on the reality.

-sexy time with le girlfriend with no protection.
guy - "i am done. That was good babe."
girl - "i thought you gonna tap me before you come."
guy - "Sorry, it was a quickie. Aren't you on birth control?"
girl - "No, i have stopped taking them."

followed by a moment of awkward moment.

"guy's mind (reality hit) - FUCKKKK my life is over."

by opsididitagain January 27, 2012

reality poisoning

An overdose of sobriety characterized by, but not limited to, symptoms of thumb-twiddling, toe-tapping, Myspace bulletin posting, and sex with a camel; brought on by an extreme and dangerous case of interminable boredom; antonymic of alcohol poisoning, and in many instances, more serious. If not treated with medical attention immediately, risk of spontaneous combustion is increased, as the blood levels of lameness spike severely, causing organic malfunction. Symptoms may only be cleared through a highly concentrated, injected dosage of fun.

The Catholic Church alone is responsible for 10% of reality poisoning related deaths in the United States fnord.

Source: The Lanan times.

by Lanan May 25, 2006

key to escape reality

some righteous ganja.

"but fortunatelyyy i have the key to escape reality" -keller williams

by john harper September 15, 2006

reality

Reality has become a commodity - Steven Colbert

Steven "Reality has become a commodity"
guy "no its not"
steven "oh ya look it up on urban dictionary"

by curtis 109 February 2, 2007

Anti-realism

According to wikipedia: the term anti-realism is used to describe any position involving either the denial of an objective reality of entities of a certain type or the denial that verification-transcendent statements about a type of entity are either true or false.

Therefore, it is a silly term that means nothing.

"Do you believe in anti-realism?"

"Yes, I deny that verification-transcendent statements about a type of entity are either true or false."

"What?"

by Andrey Biggins May 19, 2009

Reality

Reality is the part of existence which we realize, or are aware of - whereas actuality is all that which really exists whether we realize it or not.

All of reality is a constantly changing illusion which is dependent on our awareness of it, whereas actuality is independent of our perception of it.

Enlightenment is the step we take when we let go of the illusions we call reality and become aware of actuality.

1. Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

2. Everything exists, even if it's only in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the reality of here and now?” - John Lennon

3. Sometimes it is an appropriate response to reality to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

4. You cannot see things as they are. Your reality consists of seeing things as *you* are. Therefore judge no-one, lest you be judged by your own words. - Anon.

by Brother Ramon April 25, 2012