Big Dick Randy 

Popular urban legend centered around Slendermans hood cousin Big Dick Randy. He prowls the sidewalks disguised as a granny on Halloween night snatching ass cheeks and candy from kids. Only advice survivors have to offer from their encounter with the ass slinging snatcher is "hide your daughters and hide your sons"

Mom: "Where is your ass and where is yo candy?"
Son: "Mama...it was Big Dick Randy!"

Big Dick Randy by Mista Sasquatch October 4, 2023

Pulling a Randy 

The act of pleasing yourself in the school bathroom during a class. But it all goes to shit when you are caught. If a Randy is caught, then The Fuckening will occur

“I was caught pulling a randy in 4th period”

Pulling a Randy by Number10onTheFootballTeam October 14, 2019

restroom randy

A gay man who hangs out in public restrooms hoping to hook up with random sex partners

Steve refuses to take a shit in a public toilet because he's afraid of being hit on by some restroom randy.

restroom randy by Michael_Hunt April 25, 2008

Blind Randy 

n. a particular grade of poor quality moonshine that makes one blind and horny, not necessarily in that order.”

doofus #1 “hey man, what’s up with your sister I saw her pulling a train with the chess club the other night”

doofus #2 “Damn! She must’ve been hittin’ the blind randy again”

Blind Randy by thunderchicken March 1, 2012

big dick randy 

An urban legend of a big black man dressed as an old woman on Halloween who will steal not just your candy but you ass away

Kid 1 "have you seen Kid 3, he left while we were trick-or-treating?"
Kid 2 "I heard big dick randy got him and he couldn't take the his bbc"

big dick randy by Jigglemaster420 July 25, 2023

Wet Randy

A "Wet Randy" is the when a friend drunkenly passes out on on of his or her friend's couch after a long night of drinking and SOFT SERVE shits him/herself while they are sleeping on the couch. Now, I cannot stress enough the importance of the SOFT SERVE aspect of the poop - At the very least the consistency Of the poop must be similar to that of a Dairy Queen swirl cone but preferably have the consistency of a soup poop. If you happen to crap yourself and the turd is just a general dense loaf (You know, the kind where you don't even need to wipe afterward) then you have NOT "Wet-Randyed" your friend's couch but rather you have simply crapped yourself, so go get some TP and better luck next time.

Ah, yes... That indeed is a Wet Randy, but just barely...

Wet Randy by Ralph Earl Lindley IV of Wales July 29, 2010

pulling a Randy 

Getting so drunk you dance when there isn't even music

Yo, Frank was pulling a Randy so hard he fell down the stadium rows!

pulling a Randy by jello132 April 11, 2015