floor roof

the coolest fucken floor to ever exist... it is a floor that appears to once be a roof.. its as rare as a unicorn and if you experience one, be thankful.. floor roofs prefer to be kept in heated, flame filled areas

I got so crunk on my floor roof that i misplaced my unicorn

by floor roof scouter 2011 February 20, 2011

hitting the roof

The act of getting high.

The act of Catholic University theater students sitting in circles smoking and themn watching dumb movies, doing theatre games, and climbing to the roof to be specific. But all are welcome. Encouraged, even.

"Hey Nick, we hitting the roof tonight?"

"Hey when are we hitting the roof?!"

"We need to convince Ang to hit the roof with us."

by Trapper's Daughter August 12, 2008

leaky roof

opposite of the angry dragon. When ejaculation is aobut to occur remove the penis from the mouth and blow the load in the girls nose and it slowly drips into her throat from the roof of the mouth

Jason got a leaky from Cameron, and then cameron tounged it out of his throat.

by John Y September 10, 2003

diamond in the roof

A diamond in the roof is a sentence best not to be used in the loving contexts of relationships as it may result in injury or diembowlement of one or both parties in the pairing.

To put into a working context, when declaring your feelings it is best not to describe said girlfriend as a diamond in the 'rough' for she will then look this up on the internet and beat the crap out of you. It is strongely advised therefore that the more appropriate expression "diamond in the roof" is used to avoid such ball bruisings :) Good luck fellow beans!

by Alexaura of the South January 24, 2012

roofies

The real quicker-picker-upper

"One roofie, two roofies, three roofies, ill fuck 'er!"

by terry twatter July 8, 2009

Roofie-bear

Rum soaked gummy bear. Has similar intoxicating effect as a roofie.

It seemed like she wasn't that into me.... Until I gave her a roofie-bear.
Synonym: rummy-bear.

by Mycharona July 5, 2009

roofer

another word spoken by a high person hoping to say pass the reefer. There fore from that day on it has been customary to use this word to refer to the reefer!!!!!

Man this is some good Sh@#, pass that roofer this way!

by Keith December 19, 2003