Quick and dirty

Origin: Prehistory
She wants it quick because he wants it dirty. Or, to maintain a woman's virginity.

Modern Use:

A degrading term with sexual conentations used in offices
"Give me a quick and dirty. . ."

It's due by friday! Give me a quick and dirty report thursday!

by Disturbated October 14, 2016

Quickie

1. A quick shower where you only wash your hair in the sink with the nearest soap
2. Very quick sex

Man: "Damn, I need a quickie right now"
Woman: "Too bad I'm not in the mood"
Man: "WTF you retard, I was talking about a shower! Pervert!"

by Mauer F.T.F.W March 28, 2010

quick one

a term used meaning to masturbate derived from a real stupid brazillian kid.

Hey Rodrigo how many quick ones did you

by lil'whitey June 24, 2004

quickman

1) From the video game Mega Man 2, a mini-boss in the game.

2) Also means that no one is better than a "quickman" and if they try to do something to outdo a quickman, the quickman beats them to it.

1) I beat quickman, now I must beat woodman to get to Dr. Wily.

2) The guy tried to build car to outdo the quickman, but instead the quickman built a car that transformed into a plane.

by Lester Von Howardson July 31, 2003

quick-urgent

To deliver before the request was even thought of

Get me those leads, quick-urgent!

by NumptyChimp September 11, 2005

QuickStatus

Adjective. To be fast. To do so rapidly. To accomplish a certain task with fast speed.

Damn homie! That foo did that shit quickstatus.

by Nehc March 16, 2004

quick-shaft

To get shafted quickly, and mercilessly.

"Dude, you said you'd be at my bar mitzvah last night and you didn't show up. You basicly gave me the quick-shaft."

by MidgetSlayer January 29, 2008