Gorilla punch

Similar to a donkey punch only when you're having sex with someone from behind instead of punching them in the back of the head you use both hands and punch them on each side of the head simultaneously in a Donkey Kong fashion. Warning this will sometimes cause them to lose consciousness and lose control of their bowels, however it always results in a very tight clench of their muscles resulting in an amazing orgasm for yourself

Right as I was about to blow my load I gorilla punched her she clenched so hard I thought she'd break my dick off, she was out for a while so I took her TV and laptop, I would feel bad but she thinks my name is Jason so it's all cool.

by Echc93 December 27, 2017

Penguin Punch

The penguin punch accures when a couple are having sex on the top of the stairs in the Doggy Style position, when the man is about to nut he punches the girl on the back of the head and slides down the stairs like a sled. (preferable with snow)

Man: i penguin punched your mom last night
Man2: ...

by Girthquake132 September 12, 2021

pear punch

The act of trying to take a bite out of a pear but hitting yourself in the face instead.

I just pear punched myself

by Dontrel March 3, 2015

Punching the Monk

masturbation. The tip of a penis resembles the shiney bald head of a monk. See also punching the midget punching the munchkin punching the cyclops

After 50 minutes of punching the monk, Don was wasted.

by bill1970 July 10, 2010

dick punch

Figuratively taking a blow that does not hurt as bad as getting punched in the balls but still demoralizing enough to hate the world.

My wife and I separated and she already has a boyfriend after 2 weeks. That feels like a huge dick punch!

by Burndaddy January 22, 2017

Elizabeth Punches

Elizabeth Punches is one of the best and most proficient American painters in the United states. BFA from Virginia Intermont College in 2012. She now lives and works from a small versitle public studio downtown Galveston Texas, after obtaining notoriety across the United states for her unique painting techniques and eccentric personality. Punches work is highly sought after across all of America and southeast Canada, with several gallery owners noting, "she sells every thing she paints." She is a quiet person and loves living in the peace of a tiny American sandbar with her beloved dog.

Who does that painter over there think she is? I mean, she's good, but she's no

Elizabeth Punches.

by SaintLusciousofPetrichor December 21, 2016

Gorrila Punch

look up donkey kick.

You ready for your gorrila punch?

by e town represent April 20, 2009