poke your pudding

the act of sticking your finger up your ass and poking your shit

I caught my wife poking her pudding last night!!

Why do women always want to poke your pudding when yer having sex?

by puddingpoker October 11, 2009

Lesbian Pudding

Lesbian pudding is what a lesbian enjoys while she is eating out her juicy wet partner.

i walked in on lisa and beth last night and lisa had her head between beth's legs enjoying some lesbian pudding.

by fuckthathotass69 November 8, 2019

Yellow Chocolate Pudding

The unknown substance that people consider pudding to have a amazing catastophic burst of flavor in your mouth as you eat it. Created for the soul purpose of eating and confusing your friends. It is chocolate and yellow at the same time.

Sabby: Hey bro wanna come over my house and make some yellow chocolate pudding?

Robert: Yea dude i have been craving some all week.

by The Bohon February 4, 2009

drop the bread pudding

When you jerk off while taking a shit and glaze the crap with your nut.

I was spanking it and had to shit. I was getting close and didn't want to stop, so I decided to drop the bread pudding.

by starklawyer February 27, 2011

hand pudding

the art of eating, with a spoon, the sticky, thick substance left in your (or a friend's)hand after male ejaculation.

after andrew came, mitchell used a plastic spoon and enjoyed his hand pudding.

by sloppi papi April 11, 2009

Alabama pudding pop

The act of having anal sex and then getting a blow job immediately after.

My girlfriend wanted to try something new, so I gave her an Alabama pudding pop.

by Firehawk21_2001 February 21, 2014

Blood Pudding

Congealed blood on top of feces.

Yesterday I went to take a shit in the porta-john, I looked down saw some blood pudding.

by Super Retarded Dog August 24, 2010