Post Festival Depression

More commonly known as PFD; Post Festival Depression is the total and utter low you experience after a festival, usually whilst travelling home, knowing you wont be there for another year.

Similar to post concert depression, but far more extreme considering the length of time spent in your Nirvana.

What's wrong with you mate?

Oh just Post Festival Depression, this weekend was amazing I actually can't believe I have to wait another year to be there again.

by northernsoul September 2, 2011

Prostitot

A dyslexic 12 year-old girl who thinks she's 21 and dresses accordingly. Thongs, tank tops, short skirts and other revealing clothes are the hallmarks of the prostitot.

Prostitot: Want a lapdance?
Guy: What are you, like 12? I'm no pedophile

by DUTF October 5, 2005

post break up syndrome (PBUS)

1. when you have just dumped or been dumped, and you are feeling majorly low, and all you wanna do is sit around and cry and eat chocolates and strangle the teddy bear he gave you...

2. if you've just been parted from something you majorly love, and you're really down about it.

"dude...i'm suffering from PBUS"

"damn it! i can't believe i'm not the play is over, i'm having theatre PBUS!"

by converse_kid February 19, 2004

post-acquaintance friend request

The friend request sent right after meeting someone for the first time.

After meeting Ryan at the party, Dave sent him a post-acquaintance friend request to secure their friendship.

by XileLord May 16, 2011

Prostitude

noun - being or existing in a state of promiscuous, whore-like mentality/behavior.
Not unlike words with a similar suffix, such as "quietude".
adj. - Prostitudinous

Bob- "See that slit over there?"
Joe- "Yeah, what about her? She's beat."
Bob- "Right, but can you sense her....prostitude?"
Joe- "Affirmative. It's tainting the air."

by Strange Blue August 12, 2006

Prostate

What you get when you merge Progressive with Allstate

Mother: "Aw shucks, my car just got rear-ended. I wonder if that person has Progressive or Allstate"
Son: "You mean Prostate?"

And suddenly rear-end collision coverage makes even more sense

by onlyyoucanpreventforestfires December 15, 2013

prostate pudding

Euphemism for cum, jizz, spoo, goo, baby gravy, white delight, slop, spunk, or sperm.

Jane's parents were alarmed when they found Jimmy's prostate pudding on her dress.

by Frank Klaune January 20, 2005