premajax

Verb. To prematurely ejaculate;
the act of prematurely ejaculating.

Noun. Semen, when premature ejaculation has occurred.

See: premature ejaculation; two pump jump; minute man.

Verb - The scene when he cries after he premajax is funny!

Noun - Wipe your premajax off me.

by Jason Sander January 26, 2009

premature ticketulation

Buying many and/or expensive tickets to music gigs or festivals without waiting to see if your friends can make it.

I had such a bad case of premature ticketulation, I bought 10 tickets to see Basshunter but none of my friends want to go, now I'm stuck with them.

by Tee Elle See February 26, 2010

premature etextulation

When you hit the send button on your phone in the middle of a text. You send your text prematurely and unfinished.

I was so nervous the I accidently hit the send button before I was finished with my text and had premature etextulation.

by SusieQRDH November 25, 2009

PREMADERCI

(pree muh dayr' chi) n. The act of saying goodbye to someone, then running into him/her again moments later (usually accompanied by a lame quip such as "you following me?")

Joe: premaderci... long time no see!

Jan: HAHAHA... nice one.

by piyox420andreev August 19, 2010

premature reply-ulation

when you accidentally hit send before completing writing your email. usually in the middle of a word or thought so that the recipient has no idea what the heck you are talking about.

When replying to the email thread Tim accidentally hit reply after he had typed "I just l", when what he really meant to say was "I just left". Thanks to his premature reply-ulation Kristen had no clue what his email really meant.

by krismac September 25, 2010

Premature transmission

It's when you hit send before you proofread your work.
Applies to texting, e-mail, instant messaging.

A premature transmission can ruin good intercourse (meaning dialogue - of course) between two (or more) parties.

by majikman December 10, 2010

Premature Googleation

A person suffers from premature googleation if he or she takes any problem straight to google without giving any real attempts at solving it for him or herself, thus depriving themselves and the world of any original or innovative solutions that can be achieved through thinking and experimentation.

A. This problem is too fucking hard dude, I'm just going to google how to do it

B. and prematurely googleate? are you serious? at least take a stab at it man

A. yeah you're right, premature googleation would make me kind of.. impotent.

by mrfarenheit6969 July 10, 2011