Portland Pint

When a group of men ejaculate into a pint glass, and another drinks it.

My friend came in last place in his fantasy football league, so he had to chug a Portland Pint.

by DamDanny March 13, 2019

half-pinted-fuck

A term for calling someone a midget; basically telling them they're the size of quite literally half a pint

Person 1: "How tall are you?"
Person 2" "Taller than you for sure you half-pinted-fuck"

by carnette September 23, 2023

gay as paint

Gay as Paint is a bygone term that originally was used to describe something that had been painted in bright vivid colors (when gay meant bright, vivacious and sparkling before its association with homosexuals). Thus, to be gay as paint meant something was as "gay (bright) as paint...made it possible"

Jacqueline Onassis has been quoted using that term to describe Truman Capote. In a conversation she had with Joan Kennedy, the latter asked if Capote was gay... Jackie replied, "He's so gay, he's gay as paint." By then the term had morphed to describe flamboyant homosexuals in a tongue-in-cheek nod to the reframing of gay as a homosexual term.

"He's so gay, he is gay as paint."

by Albolene November 24, 2013

like watching paint dry

It is very boring

It is like watching paint dry, it was so boring

by VitorCarmona January 11, 2018

Red House Painters

A slowcore band formed in 1988 fronted by Mark Kozelek, and probably one of the most melancholic bands of the 90s.

Guy 1: bruh you really need to take a break from listening to Red House Painters, it's making you depressed.

Guy 2: I know but I just really love Mark Kozelek's sad relatable lyrics.

by K-Dogg1 June 17, 2019

Going for a pint of milk

Walking or cycling in such a calm or melancholy manor that from a far you could say that they look like they’re going to get a pint of milk from the shop for their grandma.

Dave : Look at Gabe , he looks like he’s going for a pint of milk

George : Aha I know mate , he’s cycling slower than my grandma.

by ConnorMcFuckingSweeney November 2, 2019

Sidewalk Painter

An individual who defecates on a public sidewalk in front of a group of unsuspecting passers by. This individual generally lurks around corners and waits for large groups of tourists before making the sidewalk his canvas.

Ramon: Oh my god, is that guy's entire ass out?
Scott: Let's cross the street. That guy looks like he is a textbook sidewalk painter.

Bill was tired of the noise outside his house, so he hired a sidewalk painter.

by UpperCanadianCanvas October 12, 2009