Mad Pooper

An individual, usually unknown, who defecates in improper places, especially when the discovery of the evidence is an unpleasant surprise.

"When Mr. Jenkins reached into his desk for the hall pass, he discovered that the Mad Pooper had struck again. The whole school heard the scream."

by MrClarke2014 April 15, 2014

pooper scooper

Used in place of "Oh, shit." especially when trying not to curse.

"I lost my car keys. Oh, Pooper Scooper."

by Steve December 22, 2003

poopdick

a poopdick is what a guy gets after assfucking without a rubber( shit and asshair stuffed in the end of his cock)

"dude, i got a total poopdick last night"
"i boned this passed out v-card in the ass ,and got a poopdick"
"ur mom gave me a poopdick"

by santa kloz March 10, 2008

pooper

1. Someone who poops.
2. Someone or something that let you down or made you upset.

1. I just got out of the bathroom because I'm a true pooper.
2. "Can you play a game?" "No." "Well you're a pooper."

by MiStErMaN802 April 17, 2006

pooper bowl shuffle

The shuffle pattern one makes with their feet after lowering ones pants when in a confined stall. It is the most efficient way to back up to the toilet bowl.

The stall was so tiny I had to use the pooper bowl shuffle in order to sit down.

The dude in the stall next to me used the pooper bowl shuffle to get to the toilet.

by D.Rogers July 1, 2009

donut pooper

a homosexual male who deficates rings of poop after being ram-rodded in the butt by his partner.

Who is donut pooper that keeps leaving those hollow turds in the toilet?

by the_dude August 15, 2006

Super pooper

name used to describe a full curvy ass

Holly has the hottest super pooper ive ever had my hands on.

by Sexdrivehigh November 17, 2010