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riot police

Law enforcement people who are supposed to keep riots under control, but most often they worsen the riots by beating up innocent bystanders.
I was just sitting on a bench watching the riot from a block away, and this asshole police officer comes up to me and beats the living crap out of me. Stupid riot police.
by Anonymous June 23, 2003
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Party Police

A good time guy that always makes sure the party is kicking, no matter where he goes.
"What do you mean ive a drinking problem?? Im the goddamn party police. Lets get this shit started already..."
by motorfid August 6, 2009
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Penickle

Samantha: Hey! what are you eating?
Saira: Just a pleasureful penickle
by Rolyat Yenom December 6, 2009
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Police torture

Amanisty international has declared the use of tasers on anyone to be torture.
John suffered police torture.
by Deep blue 2012 October 19, 2009
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Dream Police

The term used for the imaginary people, a paranoid person "Thinks" is going to get them. Origin comes from the song "The Dream Police" by legendary rock band Cheap Trick
Oh man Steve is so paranoid, he put a pirated copy of Bone-Storm on his computer, now he thinks The Dream Police are going to get him.
by Robby101 March 26, 2009
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Everybody Panic!

Often used on Fark.com as a ending tag line to a headline that is used as a scare tactic by the media. The over dramatization causes the reader to feel the full effects of the sarcasm and coulis sense of humor the submitter intended for the headline.

In formal usage it can be an exclamatory phrase to express very real danger and incite chaos to the crowds causing mass damage to area's and buildings as well as the people panicking. Please don't yell "Everybody Panic" in the middle of a large crowd as it is an offense that could get you arrested. However funny it might be.
F-15 groundings have caused Alaska to depend on the Canadian Air Force for protection. EVERYBODY PANIC No really: EVERYBODY PANIC! -- Fark
by Cheez is rice April 21, 2009
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key panic

Key panic is the feeling of horror one experiences when they aren't sure if their keys are on their person. It can last for an instant during a pat-down of the pockets or for a long time while one searches the house or retraces his steps through the neighborhood.

The feeling of panic may linger for a while after the keys are found, and may even induce post key panic stress disorder, where one frequently reassures oneself that they have their keys and checks for them often.
John suffered from a bout of key panic when he realized his keys weren't in his pocket. The panic ended when he found them on his desk.
by Jason Kolesnikowicz June 16, 2010
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