Poped

To be elected to the position of Pope in the Roman Catholic Church.
Steps to become "Poped" if interested:
1. Become a Priest
2. Study a lot, especially abroad in Italy
3. Become a Bishop
4. Be nominated an Archbishop by the current Pope
5. Get into the College of Cardinals
6. Current Pope must die somehow
7. Be elected with a 2/3 majority by your fellow Cardinals
8. Know you are now the most pious MoFo out there, and POPE IT UP

Some DO's and DON'T's can't hurt either:
DO be Catholic
DO be very religious and pious
DON'T violate your chastity
DON'T make racy jokes from the pulpet
DO avoid drinking too much of "the Blood of Christ"
DO avoid 'encounters' with choir boys
DON'T be seen in public listening to "Get Back" by Ludacris
DON'T be a member of the KKK
DO be wise, and preferably very old and wizened-looking
DO enjoy the look of the Pope-Mobile
and most importantly....
NEVER, under ANY circumstances, say "Goddamn it!"

Follow these simple steps and rules, and you will be the next Peter John Benedict XXX, or whatever you choose to be your name.

Benedict XVI: The happiest day of my life was when I was Poped by the College of Cardinals

John Paul II: But what about you doing nothing since my death?

Benedict XVI: I....uhhh...

by ExpertCatholic69 March 1, 2011

popped them kobe's

reference to taking ecstacy being that kobe bryants number is 24 and x being the 24th letter in the alphabet

dude1:dude I heard you popped them kobe's
dude2:yeah dude I popped them and started flying across the court

by bobby porter June 9, 2008

pimped to the post

The act of tying a prostitute to a post on the street for collection later.

I had an errand to run, but now I need to collect my prostitute and my money, she's pimped to the post.

by cattusciceris August 20, 2020

popped your cherry

it means you've bled when shagging

ehhhh ive justed 'popped your cherry'

by smithyc November 20, 2020

popped

Popped means to place something some where usually with sudden movement. ie put/place. Not 'to hit', as a certain English nanny in America soon learned.

she popped all the pills into her mouth in one hit.

by starbug October 25, 2004

Get It Pumped

Get It Pumped is not a slang term that has anything at all to do with sexual intercourse. Get It Pumped basically means to put something on (i.e. music, a game etc.) and can apply to a lot of things.

You find your Queen cd at a party

"Get It Pumped!"

While channel hopping you see Forrest Gump

"Get It Pumped!"

by KsE-01 December 17, 2007

Pompeii

A team-oriented sex act where five or more male participants find a willing subject (female or male) who also owns one or more cats.

The five or more males ejaculate profusely on the subject from head to toe and, when finished, one of the participants (traditionally the first to finish) finds the catbox and dumps the contents of said catbox all over the body of the subject previously covered with loads of jizz.

The contents of the catbox (ideally clumping / scoopable cat litter) adheres to and quickly hardens on the spooge-covered body of the subject, freezing her (or him) into a statue similar to the victims of the 79 AD eruption of the Mount Vesuvius volcano in the city of Pompeii near the Bay of Naples in Italy.

Four of my buddies and I totally Pompeii-ed that chick. She looked like a sculpture when we were done.

by schweddy balls February 9, 2017