Phone Groping

That moment when you lose your phone and you immediately freak and start groping your self to find it.

Male: Hey can you call someone for me?
Female; Sure. *looks for phone* Crap! Where's my phone?! *starts to grope self*
Male: Did you start Phone Groping your self?
Female: Yes.
Male: That's hot.

by xximsomentalxx February 19, 2011

phone flush

When you are talking to someone on the phone who decides to relieve themselves while still talking to you. You know because you hear them flush the toilet!

Cindy had the nerve to phone flush me last night! She tried to play it off like she was doing the dishes...but I knew better. I know she phone flushed me.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife January 16, 2009

Phone book

The book one uses to find the phone number of their internet service provider when they can't get the internet to work on their own.

aw fuck dude, grab the phone book, my internet's fucked and I wanna show you this bitch stomp on this guys balls repeatedly... it's hot.

by Simon Lexington February 27, 2008

spin the cell phone

A modern variation on the spin the bottle game. It's usually played with a group of men and women, perhaps in addition to or after drinking, that involves spinning a cell phone in turn, and the person who the top of the cell phone (works best with phones with an antenna) stops spinning on must kiss the person who spun it. NGK (No Guy Kissing) rules should be applied at all times. If the cell phone happens to stop on a guy when a guy spun it, the girl nearest to the stopped cell phone must kiss the guy who spun it. Rules against girl-on-girl kissing are unheard of and against nature.

"Hey, now that we're all drunk, let's play spin the cell phone!"

by jonlindg November 21, 2005

Phone Poling

To speak on a phone, text message, or converse in some electronic manner while relieving one's bowels.

Hey Christ, this is me phone poling, THIS IS ME PHONE POLING!!!

by Jose99 February 1, 2007

The Phone Check

when you are walking the wrong direction and don't want to look like a fool walking the opposite way, so you pull out your phone, look at it, then start walking the opposite direction more comfortably.

Mark - look at billy doing the phone check. I should do that instead turning around like an idiot.

Nat - Billy, you're a genius

by mriaborat9 April 4, 2015

phone face

A person who consistently has a phone in their face; texting, posting, checking status updates, checking email, etc...

Hey phone face, are you ever going to come over here and hit the bong?

by manakill May 24, 2012