Nut Plugging

When a person inserts their testicles into a lover's asshole. Hell, it could be some complete stranger too! Knock yourself out!

I nut plugged your mom's ass yesterday

My mom's dead. YOU FUCKING PRICK!!!! *cries and runs away*


nut plugging

by Barfmod April 26, 2009

nug plug

the medium between your oral cavity and the suction end of your herbal cigarette. not used to filter fine particulate but perfect for course ground materials.

support your local farmers

"can i cut a nug plug outta your zigs?"
"if you had put a nug plug in, it wouldnt be poopin"
"should i nug plug this joint?"

by fakerbaced June 16, 2012

Cum plug

When you get semen ejaculated into your bum and then must hold the semen in by clenching your bum cheeks until it is internally absorbed.

After Justin felt Ryan's semen enter his bum, he immediately clenched his bum cheeks together to prevent any semen exiting his body. Justin had performed a cum plug.

by Dezmuz June 1, 2016

Mucus plug

A small mass of cervical mucus formed during pregnancy of a biological female. It is found at the cervical opening (if you finger-bang a chick deep enough, that "knobby" feeling thing in there) to prevent external and vaginal pathogens entering the womb during gestation (via the cervix of course, the baby head can still get Zika-ed.) It also keeps your jizz from getting all over the fœtus when you plow a pregnant chick, so no pedo.
Near the end of term, the plug will dislodge and exit: typically shortly before or after her water breaks (if it's not induced or whatevs.) This is called the "show" or "bloody show," and basically looks like her snatch sneezed (a cunt-achoo if you will.) Some vaginal trauma, REALLY rough pounding, or prolonged coitus involving a Mandingo can dislodge the pussy-booger earlier than nature intends, but another will form to replace it eventually; extra care must be taken to not introduce additional opportunistic bacteria or pathogens until this happens (so no ATV Intercourse if possible, or fucking any filthy, swamp dick-ed truckers.)

Remember men and/or lesbians! It's absolutely fine to rail a preggo, they get sloppy-wetter than usual, you can drop as many loads as you want, and her vajayjay gets real crowded during those last few months; feels great! Just when that mucus plug comes out, be ready to beat off for several weeks after...

by Jackalodeath August 28, 2016

plug

01: To hit with a bullet; shoot.
02: To hit with the fist; punch.
03: To have sex with someone by using the penis.

01: Someone broke into my house last night. I couldn't see who he was so the second I saw him I plugged him.
02: Mayweather plugged Gatti (6-25-05). It was a 6th round TKO and he won Gatti's belt.
03: When you gonna let me plug, baby?

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant July 6, 2005

cooter plug

A common word used in reference to a specific type of feminine hygiene product, that is often flushed down the toilet, causing said toilet to clog. Also known as a tampon.

Father to Plumber-Guy: "Have you found what's clogged up the toilet again?"
Plumber Guy: "Not yet..."
Father: "Better not be them damn cooter plugs!"

by JoshCarSr April 8, 2006

Mojave Mud Plugger

Right before your girl needs to take a big dump you push your cock in her ass until shit comes out the sides like cheese-wiz. Then you ram it balls deep repeatedly. The shit makes good lube!

Note: Never attempt the Mojave Mud Plugger if she ate anything spicy the night before.

Ann wasn't being a good girl so I gave here the Mojave Mud Plugger.

by Ricky Doodles March 26, 2007