Hao Peking

Hao Peking the brother of Hank Pecker Conservative Patriot, and veteran of the Korean War. Loves China and Xi Jinping

I am Hao Peking! Long Live China, Xi and High Speed Rail. Stopping the AMERIKKKA imperialist empire.

by NuclearCrescent April 21, 2025

South Pekin Crockpot

The South Pekin crockpot is when you cook up a big batch of Meth, then you hallucinate and mow down your entire family!

This morning I ran out of my stash, so I had to whip up a South Pekin Crockpot

by Midwest Cooker April 24, 2025

road paving

The act of one sitting on the floor and scooting backwards while releasing copious amounts of shit out of their asshole, the top of their ass cheeks will smear the shit flattening the poop, thus paving a road, hence the name, "Road Paving" and if you want to take it to the next level (FOR EXPERTS ONLY) you can beat your dick and cum in a straight line which will then make a line in the middle of your road.

"yo how was your weekend"
"me and the goon squad went road paving and it was wonderful"

by smegmatary June 22, 2025

Christmas Perineum

Just an update to let everyone know this term was first coined by Robert Lindsay Marcus on 19 Dec 2007.

That mysterious time between Christmas and New Years.

What are you doing during the Christmas Perineum this year?

by anonymous December 27, 2025

Post-call perineum (PCP)

When you've been up all day and night taking care of patients and your taint stanks.

Bri: Yo man, what the fuck's that smell?!
Me: Sorry, bruh. I've been up all night taking care of patients. Got some mad post-call perineum (PCP).

by Rolandoman December 29, 2015

Pepper the Pekingese

YOU WILL NOT FIND A MORE ADORABLE LITTLE CUTE FLUFFY POTATO LOOKIN SQUEAKY TINY LOVEABLE BABY SIZED PUPPY THAN HER!

pepper is the cutest pup on earth. had to get that out there

OMFG PEPPER YOU'RE SO CUTE O_O
we love pepper the pekingese

by anonymouseshouses December 20, 2017

Camila (Best Pepino)

She is being defined.... This type of Camila is such a Pepino, often going animalia mode, never leaves her cellphone and gets her mind lost in nuts.

She eats guacamole but not the avocado, she slaps but doesnt want to be slapped. She can turn you into an av o cadoo if she wants.

Wtf, you are such a Camila (Best Pepino)?? being defined

by Clasorayl November 22, 2021