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Mother Penguin

The sexual act in which the female takes two white eggs and cracks them both open upon each of the males nipples, upon doing so, the female vacuums them both into her mouth and guzzles them into the males mouth, like a mother penguin.
My girl and I tried the mother penguin over the weekend, shit was wild.
by Professor Morelotek June 10, 2018
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Kevin the Penguin

A person who drags their feet and walks like a penguin after receiving some "brotherly" love
by Zerg369 July 26, 2022
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Feeding the penguin

The art of inserting live maggots into your penis
Are you going fishing?

No, I’m just sick of lesbian porn, so I though I’d try feeding the penguin.
by Boxfridge November 25, 2017
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tickling the penguin

whenever something is just over-the-top squee we refer to it as “tickling the penguin" as suggested by John Cole.
The YouTube video of Cookie the baby penguin at the Cincinnati Zoo is the prime example of Tickling the Penguin.
by remarketer May 12, 2011
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penguin's knees

A reference to a fact or misconception that is widely unknown or completely false. Derived from the fact that a penguin actually has knees despite the fact that they cannot be seen from the outside. Commonly credited to the southern region of California.
Despite the common myth, hydrogen peroxide is actually quite detrimental for a wound, it's like the penguin's knees.
by anawesome1 July 10, 2016
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penguin space

The area defined by the screen of one's iPhone or smartphone.

When one is "in penguin space," he or she is paying attention to the screen of his or her phone instead of what is happening around him or her.

First used in the William Gibson novel "Zero History," in which a character uses an iPhone to remotely pilot a flying penguin.
Questioner: Why would she walk out in to the middle of the street, where she was immediately hit and killed by a car, truck or bus?
Rabbi: Dude, she was in penguin space.
by ribblesworth November 17, 2010
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Penguin Stroke

Prostitute masterbates you with your pants down, just as your going to ejaculate she walks off... resulting in you chasing her whilst your pants are down... she has given you the Penguin Stroke
by kermit999 October 24, 2009
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