Mother Penguin

The sexual act in which the female takes two white eggs and cracks them both open upon each of the males nipples, upon doing so, the female vacuums them both into her mouth and guzzles them into the males mouth, like a mother penguin.
My girl and I tried the mother penguin over the weekend, shit was wild.
by Professor Morelotek May 27, 2018
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poppers penguin

when you buckle your seat belt in order to shit your pants
I took a look down at my phone and poppers penguined.
by Big Poomper Nakinds September 15, 2021
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Penguin Feeding

A way of transferring a liquid (usually alcoholic) from one persons mouth to another. This is usually done as an intimate act, as an a punishment for losing a game or when two people are too pissed to care.
Derek was so fucked, I even started penguin feeding him some shots of Absinth and he didn't give a shit. What a clown!
by NewDude12 May 05, 2021
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walking the penguin

Walking the penguin is a good thing... if you don't have any better place to put the penguin into.
by Ittouchy February 01, 2008
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Fcpl. Penguin

The Best Moderator on the Swiss001 Official discord server, and the leader of the penguin cult
Man, Fcpl. Penguin is a waddler.
by hismajestykingcharles July 28, 2020
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penguin crap

When one takes a crap, that when finished, the person will end up walking like a penguin.
"Why has Phil been walking like a penguin for the past few minutes?"
"He just took a penguin crap not too long ago."
by Vanh0 October 23, 2011
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nice penguin

A description of a chocolate bar which one feels to have been above average in quality, thus prompting much praise for the manufacturer for its hard work and part in making one's day slightly better, despite the clear fact that the chocolate bars are all identical. One can subsequently expect rejection from one's friendship group by virtue of being an ignorant halfwit.
Person: Mmm, that was a particularly nice penguin.

Former Friend: Shut up; you fucking halfwit nonce.
by Аnоn December 29, 2011
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