Space Penguin

Celestial body that arrived there despite not being able to fly.

No one knew how it became to be in orbit. It was a space penguin.

by Not Jaffa April 10, 2019

Frosty Penguin

When you put biofreeze on your male genitalia and then participate in sexual intercorse.

Hey tom! Have you done the frosty penguin with your girl?

by Dicknanagins II January 06, 2019

penguin's knees

A reference to a fact or misconception that is widely unknown or completely false. Derived from the fact that a penguin actually has knees despite the fact that they cannot be seen from the outside. Commonly credited to the southern region of California.

Despite the common myth, hydrogen peroxide is actually quite detrimental for a wound, it's like the penguin's knees.

by anawesome1 March 25, 2016

Penguin Pouch

The flap of warmth created under the hood of a person's jacket.

My hands are cold, can i put them in your penguin pouch?

by Dr. Awesome! October 31, 2010

nice penguin

A description of a chocolate bar which one feels to have been above average in quality, thus prompting much praise for the manufacturer for its hard work and part in making one's day slightly better, despite the clear fact that the chocolate bars are all identical. One can subsequently expect rejection from one's friendship group by virtue of being an ignorant halfwit.

Person: Mmm, that was a particularly nice penguin.

Former Friend: Shut up; you fucking halfwit nonce.

by Аnоn December 29, 2011

penguin space

The area defined by the screen of one's iPhone or smartphone.

When one is "in penguin space," he or she is paying attention to the screen of his or her phone instead of what is happening around him or her.

First used in the William Gibson novel "Zero History," in which a character uses an iPhone to remotely pilot a flying penguin.

Questioner: Why would she walk out in to the middle of the street, where she was immediately hit and killed by a car, truck or bus?
Rabbi: Dude, she was in penguin space.

by ribblesworth November 14, 2010

penguin job

The act of paying for a blow job and the hooker running away after pulling ones pants down to one's ankles leaving them waddling like a penguin while chasing after.

I shouldn't have paid her in advance, she pulled my pants down and gave me a penguin job.

by barney beaverpleaser January 03, 2014