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tickling the penguin

whenever something is just over-the-top squee we refer to it as “tickling the penguin" as suggested by John Cole.
The YouTube video of Cookie the baby penguin at the Cincinnati Zoo is the prime example of Tickling the Penguin.
by remarketer May 12, 2011
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Penguin Styx

A fluffy cute Penguin, which was the primary food source of Uuggaa back in the days of tube screens and intel pentiums. Their internet is exceptionally bad and they are not leaving their den very often.

Survival strategies include vampirism and wearing fluffy jumpsuits.

Awkward behaviour included!
Oh up there flies a Penguin Styx,look! you can see his ... handbag
by [YOLO-2020] February 10, 2020
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penguin job

The act of paying for a blow job and the hooker running away after pulling ones pants down to one's ankles leaving them waddling like a penguin while chasing after.
I shouldn't have paid her in advance, she pulled my pants down and gave me a penguin job.
by barney beaverpleaser January 3, 2014
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Penguin Treatment

When a girl pulls your jorts down around your ankles and starts blowing you until you're about to cum..then she runs away and you chase after her waddling like a penguin.
Jessica totally gave me the penguin treatment last night, bro.
by Wehttam crawfjord May 7, 2021
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Frosty Penguin

When you put biofreeze on your male genitalia and then participate in sexual intercorse.
Hey tom! Have you done the frosty penguin with your girl?
by Dicknanagins II January 6, 2019
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emperor penguin

The emperor penguin (Aptenodytes forsteri) is the tallest and heaviest of all living penguin species and is endemic to Antarctica. The male and female are similar in plumage and size, reaching 100 cm (39 in) in length and weighing from 22 to 45 kg (49 to 99 lb). Feathers of the head and back are black and sharply delineated from the white belly, pale-yellow breast and bright-yellow ear patches.

Like all penguins it is flightless, with a streamlined body, and wings stiffened and flattened into flippers for a marine habitat. Its diet consists primarily of fish, but also includes crustaceans, such as krill, and cephalopods, such as squid. While hunting, the species can remain submerged around 20 minutes, diving to a depth of 535 m (1,755 ft). It has several adaptations to facilitate this, including an unusually structured haemoglobin to allow it to function at low oxygen levels, solid bones to reduce barotrauma, and the ability to reduce its metabolism and shut down non-essential organ functions.

The only penguin species that breeds during the Antarctic winter, emperor penguins trek 50–120 km (31–75 mi) over the ice to breeding colonies which can contain up to several thousand individuals. The female lays a single egg, which is incubated for just over two months by the male while the female returns to the sea to feed; parents subsequently take turns foraging at sea and caring for their chick in the colony. The lifespan is typically 20 years in the wild.
emperor penguin: *exists*
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life May 28, 2022
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