Ionark Pat

A condescending pat

Nicholas: "My Firefox just crashed while playing Neopets"
*Person pats their back* (This is the Ionark Pat)

by Zero2onepath January 25, 2010

Pat Attack

to chase someone with an ax and run out of breath after taking three steps.

The fat policed officer Pat Attacked the criminal.

by em-er-ly November 8, 2009

Patting the Steadman

Masturbating, wanking, jaking off, batting etc.

He continued Patting the Steadman till the sticky liquid he liked oozed and squirted out.

by Adolf Hitler IIVXIVXC November 26, 2009

The Uncle Pat

An involuntary, obvious, and not-so-subtle physical pat on the back or side of shoulder given by a woman receiving a hug, who is uncomfortably being held in the arms of the one delivering the hug.

The Uncle label being the one man in the family that everyone calls Uncle - who's identity lies somewhere between a long lost cousin or just some guy who partied with your dad around the time you were born.

Uncle Ronnie sees you during a holiday event, eyes you up and opens his arms for an embrace. As you hug him he hugs you tighter and tells you how grown up and beautiful you look. After the initial union is made The Uncle Pat is delivered and the rate and power of the pat will increase with the length of the hug.

by Meeron February 20, 2011

Pat Barham

The best of the eight founding fathers of the Beta Beta chapter of Beta Theta Pi at the University of Mississippi and the subject of praise and glory at every drinking event of the fraternity.

Raise your glasses to Pat Barham!

To Pat Barham!

by BetaGreat1393 December 3, 2010

It's Pat

From the andryogonus character on Saturday Night Live. The character would make references leaving the audience wondering whether the person was a male or female.

Bob.."For the office party , the men will bring salads and the ladies main dishes.
Sam "And I will bring the Pepto Bismol"
Bob.."Don't give a "It's Pat"

by Venomously Beetch October 20, 2010

patting it down

Phrase. If during the process of deep passion, a male seizes the major role, and arranges his figure fully, and completely on top of the female's. Commonly used to describe the male as the main role, holding complete authority over "what happens next".

"It" refers to the female, and the male is conducting the action, and is pressing down.

Joey was patting it down last night, it was hard not to hear it through the wall.

Tim never got tired of patting it down.

by HereJustBecause September 24, 2011