pussy patch

A patch full of pussyyyy juicess on tha inside of the vigaina . these juices can be bright purple with yellow strips .

The example of a pussy patch is kinda like a blue waffle.

by Amber Graves November 6, 2011

cabbage patch kids

A useless, overpriced doll.

<child> MOMMIE I WANT CABBAGE PATCH KIDS!!1!!
<mother> Forty dollars, what the hell?!

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

grow a patch of hair

Saying to describe a man's lack of balls- no hair on ass.

afraid to address your boss grow a patch of hair

by Bennie M May 28, 2008

Patch kit mentality

The act of fixing a problem for the short term when in the long run you will end up needing to spend more time and money to fix a larger problem.

A: Why are there weird lines down the middle of the road?

B: The city thought it was a good idea to pave the road without spending the money to pull up the trolly tracks first.

A: This is killing my car. Fucking patch kit mentality!

by LittleMissBitch June 23, 2011

paw paw patch

where your brain goes when you are excessively stoned

"You're in the paw paw patch again, aren't you?"

by droopin boots September 10, 2012

Patches Dream’s Cat

Patches is the bestest cat ever. No one likes her owner but everyone thinks that Patches is fucking awesome !!!!

— Have you seen Patches Dream’s cat?
— Oh yeah!! She's the coolest cat ever!
— I know, right!

by anonymous February 14, 2022

cabbage patch tooth

its a rotted tooth that expels reminiscent of the taste and smell of boiled cabbage

That girl I was on a date with had the kiss of a cabbage patch tooth

by sharmeanie December 15, 2011