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Urban altern-a-chicks and Metrosexuals don't have boyfriends, girlfriends, significant others, husbands, wives, fuck-buddies, etc. They have 'Partners'.

A 'Partner' is very similar to a boyfriend or girlfriend, but is not a boyfriend or girl friend. If you call someone's 'Partner' a 'boyfriend' or a 'girlfriend', you will be corrected ("no, Callum is my 'Partner'").

'Partners' have many of the same characteristics as boyfriends and girlfriends (functioning genitalia, heartbeats, annoying habits, feelings, etc...), but also have very distinctive behaviors and physical features:

*'Partners' live in "spaces", not apartments, homes, houses, pads or places.

*'Partners' sleep and fuck on futons or dirty mattresses on the floor, as opposed to beds.

*'Partners' generally subsist on sustainable diets of Organic vegetables, Free-range meat and fair-trade coffee.

a 'partner' is generally chosen on they're potential to advance one's own status in a given scene. A leader of an activist group, a drummer of a post-rock band or the focus of a peer group is generally considered prime 'partner' material. Having a good 'partner' increases your ability to name-drop, facilitates ladder climbing and makes for a fashionable conversation piece.

*'Partners' frown on dating, as it is an outdated tradition of monogamous courtship. Instead they go on "meetings" at such venues as cheap ethnic restaurants, diners, cultural festivals, downtown parks, wooded areas and they're or they're 'partners' "space".

*'Partners' can be of great importance one day, and a minor annoyance to be ignored, avoided or kicked to the curb the next. This is because people in 'partnerships' generally strive to avoid any commitment or responsibility in a life devoted to the pursue of they're own pleasure, and likely have other 'partners' lined up, if they're not fucking them already.

*Although the term 'partner' suggests equality in a relationship, this is not the case. The power in the relationship rests with the 'partner' that cares less. As one 'Partner' loses interest, they become harder and harder to arrange a 'meeting' with. leaving the other 'partner(s)' confused as to the state of the decaying 'partnership' leading to desperation and insecurity.

*The term 'partner' is not exclusive to those in monogamous relationships. Often, those choosing open relationships refer to each other as 'partners'. hence, it is possible for someone to have multiple 'partners' and 'partnerships'. This helps facilitate the spread of STDs amongst bohemian, activist and alternative circles.

*The term 'Partner' is not exclusive to straight relationships. In fact, the term has been borrowed (co-opted or colonized if you will) from the L.G.B.T. community which used the term to denote a participant in a same-sex relationship. Gay people resent straight people who have bastardized and colonized the term, just as black people resent white people who have co-opted hip-hop music.
Metrosexual: "Oh, Charlei's my partner. We met at the post-rock show at the Alex P. Keaton."
Me: "Your what?"
Metrosexual: "My Partne---"
*SLAP*
Metrosexual: "Ow! Why are you oppressing me?"
Me: "Girlfriend! SAY IT!"
by -30- August 23, 2005
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Partner Name

What you call your partner during sex.
I'm going to give my wife the partner name "Niki" tonight.
by Edgy_dabs 69420 September 11, 2016
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Patronin'

To be intoxicated from drinking the popular tequila Patron.
1) You: I'll be at the party in 15 minutes.

Me: You better hurry up, everyone is Patronin' and everything.

2) You may be drunk, but I'm Patronin'
by One Rho March 23, 2008
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parting

Spreading of the ass cheeks to allow for penetration of the asshole.
Parting allows my mans cock to easily enter my ass.
by Ibisfan1 April 8, 2016
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Karma Partner

a person who provides their partner with emotional or physical stability in a relationship in return for something. e.g.: submissive, dominant
1) Karma Partners will fall out of love with each other once they learn how true confidence is created.

2) His emotional instability made him vulnerable to the manipulation of a Karma Partner.

3) Past experiences create emotional blocks affecting confidence and creating the need for Karma Partners... or someone who embraces someone else for something in return.
by KarmaBoy July 7, 2010
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expecto patronads

The shortened form of this word is "nads", but both can be used to the same effect. Originally coined in the famous puppet videos on youtube as a wizard swear, it is now a synonym for the male genitals, better known as balls.
My, what large nads you have!
That man has impressive expecto patronads.
by Uber sausage December 18, 2010
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Hetrosexual Life-Partner

A hetrosexual bro that means more to you than any bitch ever could.
Yo bitch im dumping you, now if you will excuse me im going on a man date with my Hetrosexual Life-Partner.
by Candidfraud August 20, 2012
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