Jizz Pants

That pair of old scraggy jogging/pyjama bottoms that u wear around the house day in day out when you're doing generally fuck all but get round to washing about once every 6 months.

shitbag! Where's my jizz pants? I can't make my cornflakes without my JIZZ PANTS!

by shamnebeedick August 19, 2009

Grumpy Pants

One who is always being grumpy & gets upset at everything.

"Matt you're being a grumpy pants! Smile grumpy pants!"

by Valentina F. August 30, 2008

hungry pants

when a chicks pants are wedged up her butt so it looks like her ass is eating her pants.

Check out the hungry pants on that broad.

by JayTang December 28, 2005

Whisper pants

A usually enjoyable visual, apparent when a women is wearing very tight trousers... you can see the lips move, but you can't hear what they are saying.

Did you get a glimpse of that babe's whisper pants

by ohpis July 24, 2006

in your pants

A phrase used to break uncomfortable silences; a phrase used to mock someone.

"I killed the cat." "...In your pants."

"I'm going to a concert." "Yea, IN YOUR PANTS!"

by Taryn W July 27, 2005

Boots and Pants

From A Geico commercial:

Maxwell: "Pay my bill."

Geico App: "Your account is already paid in full."

Maxwell: "Well in that case, back to vacation mode."

(Techno Beat): Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants...etc.

Sitting In A Beach Chair On Vacation...:Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants, Boots and pants...

by kanderson3245 April 2, 2014

cardboard pants

A term used when seeing a hot chick, implying she is so hot you just jizzed your pants and it's dry and cardboard like.

Dude: Fuck yeah she's hot as fuck, bro!
Sam: Aww man, I've got cardboard pants. Fuck.

by Sea Dot January 22, 2014