Ur mum public good

An even more devastating insult based on 'ur mum gay'. It's so destructive and intellectually stimulating, apply with caution.

Sam: "Ur mum is non-excludable and non-rivalrous, ur mum public good"

Valen: *Deleted from existence*

by Morganfr33farm May 29, 2018

Public Adjuster

Ambulance chasers. A mostly unnecessary profession where someone "represents" the policyholder rather than the insurance company. They don't really do anything besides add a bunch of bullsh*t line items in Xactimate to try and "blow up" a claim. The end result is the claim extending for months and months and only the public adjuster benefiting financially, while completely screwing over the insured.

When my house burned down, a public adjuster solicited his services to me. Since I wasn't a moron, I told him to go f*ck over someone else.

by urbancreaterdude May 31, 2018

public glammer

Usually used by a person that do their makeup on the subway, train, bus, plane or in a taxi.
These people usually fucks up their makeup and looks weird in front of everyone else.

"I just saw a public glammer on the bus, her makeup didn't end up that well." " I don't understand public glammers, I can't do it, I just mess up my brows and my wing."

by Sifoa009 May 26, 2018

public library

a large building near a city's downtown filled with books, children, and sleeping homeless people

"hey brother can you spare a dime?"
"shut up and go to the public library!"

"shit! i really need some books, homeless people, and children."
"dude, have you heard of the public library?"

by uncle fuckbucket March 6, 2023

public school lunches

for a country that is very rich America can at least make school food a little bit better

person: hey usa can you fund more money into the public school lunches . America: no lol

by silly_kittenz October 9, 2023

Screaming in public

A way to describe your pain with only sounds, it is basically when you scream in public (if it wasn't obvious) and be roasted across millions of old people. It is also a way to gain millions of views by making it intense screaming and putting everybody's ears in chames as in the example below.

A person who has a family, children, a wife, and two jobs to work on: lalala i fucking want this delicious burger
Narrator for the video: Screaming in public bathrooms pran-
Creature that doesn't have a father figure: AAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAGGHHHAGAHAHAHAAAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIU
person that im not saying again: what the actual fuck's is this
Person that doesn't have a father figure: HAHAHAHAAAAGAGAGAGGHGAAAAAAAGAGAGAGAAAAIAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAahAAHAHAHAHAAAAGGGAGAGAGAGGQVAVAGAVVAGAGAGGAGAGGSGSHDUDHHEIRIFHUFJFHFUICOFKFJIDHDH (summons scp 077885373638) HAHAHAHAGAGAGGAGAGGAGAGAGGA...
it continues
non stopping pain.

by pytschratchon October 19, 2023

Praying in public

Hey Jordan... Didn't you go to some Muslim religious site where you're not supposed to pray and then pray anyway and then post a video about praying in public? I'm pretty sure that's a thing that happened.

Hym "Praying in plubic is something Christians do all the time. Public moments of silence. Politicians pray in public all the time. Jordan Peterson doesn't care about people praying in public. He's just making up imaginary moral failing so he has an excuse to demonize people.

by Hym Iam November 9, 2023