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fat possum pussy

Pussy so open you say hi to your kids before the even pop out.
Damn baby you got a fat possum pussy! Is were all the marsupials go.
by shdh July 11, 2016
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possuming

A random act similar to planking and/or owling. Possuming is the act of laying with your knees bent at your sides and your head in your hands on random objects or in random places.
Dude, I wanna go possuming tonight. You down?
I'm so down.
by possumjunky July 27, 2011
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insane clown posse

The only good "rap" Group. most songs are either about horror or are Funny as hell.Most people hate them because They dont like the explict Lyrics or They think its just stupid.Or They only like crappy Rap groups..That whine about small things.OR theyre just scared of clowns...
I'm kind of fat and I sweat alot, but thats the only bad quiky things that I got.
That, and maybe the whole murdering aspect, but we aint even really got to that yet.
I love people, (yes) I love everything about them, And thats why I gotta live life without them. (huh?)
I know it don't make any sense to you, but fuck you, this song is about me, exclusively.
Murder, Murderous, Murderation, A murdering mentality without an explination.
I'm Mr. Happy and I ride a bike (ching!), I aint got a seat, I just sit on the pipe thing.
I'll whistle, I sing, I'll pet your poodle. (Come here) I'll twist andsqueeze your neck like a wet noodle.
Cause I'm so happy I'll stab your ass, and lay down next to you, dead on the grass,
And say: "Oh it feels so good, every time I murder I get happy!!"
by EatWAFFLES April 1, 2005
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insane clown posse

Insane Clown Posse is a horrorcore/comedy hip hop duo from Detroit. The group consists of Violent J, and Shaggy 2 Dope. I am a personal fan of ICP, I find their songs fun to dance to and they will definitely make you laugh if your sad. Worth a listen if your into rap or hip hop.
michael: yo I just listened to Insane Clown Posse!

chris: yo man same!

michael: yo man i know!
by connerbvb June 25, 2015
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Awesome Possum Peanut Sauce

An expression used to show excitement, or extreme happiness.
Wow Molly, those cupcakes that we just made that would not come out of the muffin tins were Awesome Possum Peanut Sauce!
by trenton;) August 5, 2010
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pickled possum

an early twenties brown man from multiple backgrounds, who would get so horrifically drunk on wednesday nights that he would take advantage of vulnerable and insecure girls. but is now a changed man and enjoys a quiet drink or two with the lads, and cops shit for it.
you see that man over there, he used to be somebody, son. now hes just a pathetic degenerate pickled possum.
by dafilterfish October 11, 2011
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possum

A possum is something at which you would usually refer to as a piece of s***. The term, piece of s***, is derived from POSsum. Being possums here in Texas are such nasty little rodents (well, they are in Houston =\), Possums are dubbed as a piece of s***.
"Hey check out that old computer sitting there in that pile of trash. Tis such a possum."

"So this (computer) is a breakdown (to be disassembled)? Well then, grab that possum by its tail (by the power cord) and load it in the truck. :B"
by Ceru October 26, 2005
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